WARNING: This fic is a result of too much caffeine over midnight. You have been warned.

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Jessie looked over at James. She really loved him, but she’d never admit it to herself, nor to James. Until now. She was sick of covering up her true feelings, it was time to ‘fess up. She walked over to James, and kissed him. Then she said “I love you!” then he said “I love you too!” Then they got married and lived happily ever after!!

Epilogue

Jessie and James got married, and had three kids, and I don’t feel like thinking of names, so the kids didn’t have any.

Ash and Misty got engaged at age 10, but the next day Misty got run over by a truck, so they didn’t marry. (duh)

Brock died when he walked into a fiery inferno. Poor guy. Should have gone to an eye doctor.

Tracey didn’t die, he just is in a mental institution from too much marijuana.

Pikachu died because Ash abused him too much.

Togepi disappeared. No one knows why.

Cassidy and Butch got locked in jail forever, and they’re still rotting there today.

Meowth died too. Don’t know why.

The author married Mike Piazza, then went crazy because she just couldn’t ever seem to write a good fic.

Derek Jeter got so rich that he couldn’t stand it anymore and faked his death. (yay!)

To wrap things up, Ash never became a Pokémon Master, Misty died, Brock died, and Tracey went mad. The only good thing about the Pokémon world was that J & J got married and had kids, and that Pikachu and Misty died.

What’s the point of this fic? No idea. I just wanted to write a Rocketshippy story, so I did! Didn’t it just melt your little heart?

THE END (OR IS IT???!!! MWAH HA HA HA!!)

Authors Note: You don’t have to tell me, I *know* that fic was the greatest thing since the Mets came into the league. Thank you, thank you! Tell me how GREAT that fic was at BLuEeYeSgAL99@aol.com!!!!!!!