WARNING: Like the other fics, this makes no sense, and is pure insanity. You have been warned.

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Narrator: Last time, Togepi died!!

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Jessie and James were happily married, with three nameless kids, and James’s pet Growly.

They lived in Pellet Town, named after Pallet Town. They had no life at all. They were peaceful.

Their last name was uh, umm, Alkaline!! Yeah! That’s it! The family’s last name was Alkaline! (Don’t even ask)

The Alkaline’s thought Togepi was dead, and technically, he was. But he came back to life for this fic.

Togepi got upset for being torn and eaten.

So he saught revenge on Ash. He tried to kill Ash, and he suceeded.

Epilouge

There is none. Sorry!!!!!

THE END UNTIL THE WRITER CAN THINK UP ANOTHER DUMB IDEA!!!!!!