The Pokemon are not drawn the right size!
Okay, see I'm 5'2" and out of the 150 Pokemon (Bulbasaur-Mewtwo) only 32 Pokemon are taller than me, some only by an inch! Now for the examples... In 'The Flame Pokemon-athon' there was a Ponyta and it was bigger than Ash but a Ponyta is only 3'3" which would make Ash like 2 feet!! Now I know he's short, but he's not that short!! And then in the Pinkin Island episode, there was a Nidoking and it was chasing Team Rocket and it was WAY taller than them. Jessie and James are both 17 which would make them 5' something. (I believe Jessie's 5'7" and James is 5'10") But Nidoking's only 4'7" which would make Team Rocket only 4' something!! Okay now, Geodude's 5'3" but in the cartoon it's smaller than everyone!! Which would make Geodude a REALLY small 5'3" or everyone else REALLY tall. And in the episodes with Haunter, it looks smaller than Ash but it's really 5'3"!! And Golbat's 5'3" too but it's smaller than everyone. Y'know, I think the only Pokemon who are drawn the right size are Team Rocket's. Arbok's 11'6" and it's longer than Jessie or James. Lickitung is 3'11" and remember in the Pinkin Island episode, where Jessie and James had to kinda bend over in order to push it? Weezing's 3'11" too and it's kinda obvious that it's shorter than James and Jessie. Victreebel's 5'7" and if you look real closely, you can see that James is a bit taller than it. And of course Meowth, he's 1'4", and of course, he's shorter than his human friends.
Jessie and James are better Pokémon trainers than Ash!
Okay, Ash has all eight gym badges. The Earth Badge makes all Pokémon obey you. Then why doesn't Charizard obey Ash?? Now, Jessie and James don't have ANY badges so technically, their Pokémon shouldn't listen to them, but they do. (Victreebel does listen to James, it just has an appetite for his head) So who's better, Ash with his eight badges but one of his Pokémon doesn't obey OR Team Rocket, with NO badges, but all of their Pokémon listen to them?
There are male Pokémon and female Pokémon!
On some sites, I've seen people say that there are no sexes in Pokémon. Well then, how do they reproduce? I mean, they have to do something so they don't go extinct. Pokémon don't just drop out of the sky y'know. They have to 'do it' and then that makes baby Pokémon. But they can't do it with other different Pokémon 'cause that would make a totally new species. But, there are more and more species so maybe what I'm saying isn't exactly false. I know some Pokémon like Voltorb can't really have different sexes 'cause they're machines or something like that. But then how do they make more Voltorbs? Now I'm getting confused!! The people who make Pokémon should really clear this up. But than, Pokemon don't die, so maybe they don't need sexes...hmmm.....
The egg did come before the chicken!
Because according to the theory of evolution, there was a chicken that was the first creature that could be considered a chicken (hereafter referred to as, "The Original"). Since this chicken had to have come from an egg, or it wouldn't be a chicken, and it was "The Original", it's predecessor was not a chicken! So the egg did come before the chicken. Yea...something like that.
People on Pokémon are either Japanese or American!
A lot of people think Brock is "squinty" or "blind" but he's Japanese. Ash and Misty have those tall, round eyes, that's how the Japanese draw "American eyes". Yes, it sounds weird, but it's true. And then the Japanese saw how we drew "Japanese eyes" (like lines or slits!!!). You will see a lot of stuff like that in Pokemon. Like, James for example. James is American. He has a HUGE house. In Japan, everyone has a small house, even the rich people. So, James is an American and that's also why he is hungry all the time why he's a big wuss. This also explains Brock's intelligence and cooking ability. Ash is a mixed-breed. He has black hair (Japanese), a strong personality (Japanese), but he has "American eyes". Misty is American and Brock is definately Japanese.
Sixth Theory
Team Rocket's Pokemon do act like their masters!
In the Poke-Corral episode, Professor Oak tells Ash and Gary that Pokemon act like their masters and this is true of Jessie and James. In 'Island of the Giant Pokemon' when the Pokemon were talking, Koffing was agreeing with everything Ekans said, just like James always agrees with what Jessie says. Also, Jessie's hair is long and so is Ekans/Arbok. And James' hair color is almost the same color of his Koffing/Weezing.
