"Hey Jess, I'm hungry."
"Stop whining, we're almost there."
"But Jessie I wanna doughnut."
::Jessie wacks him with a paper fan::
"As soon as we get to a pokemon center we will get food."
"Hey guys the twerp trio is comen this way."
"Ooooo lets dig a hole and trap them like we always do."
"Okay!"
::They all dig a hole in no time then hide behind a bush::
"Heh heh were gona get pikechu this time."
::The twirp trio walk in front of the hole and laugh::
"Okay team rocket we know your here!"
"By now we know NOT to fall in the trap."
"Ohh thoses twerps!!"
::Jessie james and mewoth tackle them tie em up really fast and hold waterguns to their heads::
"Oh no...water guns!"
::The twerps all start laughing::
"Argggggg give us all your rare candy, kechup, your Pikachu and a motleroom!"
"Ewww sickos you're not geting Pikachu!"
::Team rocket are already runing away::
"Darn...oh well"
::Back with team rocket::
::Pikachu,s tied up in the corner with kechup all over it and Teamrocket are starting to eat rare candys) ^_^::
"Ohh James the colors!"
"I feel happy...."
"This is better then cat nip" P> ::After about 20 more rare candys, Jessie and James are out in Pallettown mooning ash,s mom::
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO AWAY YOU SICKOS!!!"
::Jessie and James run from her house::
"Oh Jess this is fun!"
"Yeah Meowth should have come!."
::Back at motel::
"PIKA CHU PIAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Come here babyyy I wana have a hugggg..."
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
::Back in the forest somehow Ash and Tracy got free and had a weee too much rare candy::
"Ash come on untie me and walk away veerrrry slowly."
"Heeeyyya Misty have I eveeeer told ya how perdy ya are?"
"AHHHHH TRACY HELP!!"
"Heees right misty you are kinda perdy."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
::Back with Team rocket
::"Ya know somen James... you make a good women...."
"Jess ya make a good man."
"James I think..I think I had too much rare candy."
"Me too."
"James I think I'm gona puke."
"Me too."
::They both run to a bush and and well they PUUUUUUUUKEEEEEDD!!!!::
::Back with Meowth::
"Ahhh my pikachu O love."
"Pika piiiiiii....."
"Yeah I agree lets go kill Ash!"
::They both run off to find Ash::
"Aww come on Misty one 'wil kiss?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hey Ash isn't that Pikachu and Meowth?"
"Yeah it is. Hi Pikachu!"
::Pikachu walks up to Ash with an evil look in its eyes::
"Hey Pikachu whats that in your....(BAMM!!)..hand..."
"Hey Pikachu you don,t wana hurt ol Tracy right?
(BAMM!!)..owchies...."
"Pikachu I'm your friend don't shoot me im yourfriend
(BAMM!!)............You shot me! You shot me right in the arm!!(BAMM BAMM BAMM!!)..owww...."
::Back with team rocket::
"Were on the road to viridian city!!What kinda pokemon are you?!?! 2 B A master,Pokemon master!!! Team rockets rocken talking trouble walking trouble double trouble big troub..."
"....Hey Jess were at the bosses gym....PARTY TIME!!!"
::Jessie and James get Giovanni to eat rare candy with them and before we know it there allllllll NAAAAAKKKY...under their Team Rocket uniforms....::
::Meowth and Pikachu had already made it to Cerulean city and were ready to "meet" the Cerulean sisters::
"Pika piiiii heheheh..."
"Your right Pikachu this is gona be evil"
"Pika ka KAPI pi heheheh!"
"Yeah were gona get Dewgong to eat the bomb, when Daisy and Lily go and give it its bath... BOOM!"
"Pi heheheheheheh!"
"Were on the road to Cerulean city!!!!"
::Back with Ash's mom::
"AS SOON AS I FIND THOSE,THOSE,THOSE MOOONERS I'M GONNA KILL THEM!"
"I KNOW I KNOW! I'LL KILL THEM THE MOST WORST WAY OF ALL!!! I'LL MAKE THEM WATCH THE SPICE GIRL MOVIE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
::Back with Team Rocket and Giovanni::
"So what are we gona do know?"
"I dono but I'm starting to get the feeling in my legs again."
"Lets get more rare candy."
"Rare candy? That's for babys, I know where to get some cooool candy"
"Alright lets go!"
::At Cinnabar Island::
"So who is this Hyper you keep talking about Giovanni?
"She's the best, she can make Rare candys that last longers then any you can buy."
"OOOooo Hypers a girl?"
"James don't think about it were only geting the Rare candy then leaving."
::Behind the Cinnabar Gym::
"Hey Hyper are ya here?"
::A girl walks out from behind a tree::
"Hiya Giovanni, what up?"
"Nothing, say do you think you could get us some Max candy?"
"No prob,be right back."
"OOOOOoooo Jess she's so cute!!!!
::Jessie starts beating him to death::
"Here you go, Max candy my own lil potion, made from the top Pokemon items you can find"
"Thanks Hyper if there anything I can do for you just ask."
"No prob, bye."
::Back with Meowth and Pikachu. They slip a bomb in Dewgong's food and then hide behind a Gym doors. Dewgong then eats the food::
"This is gona be sooo cool, huh Pikachu?"
"Pika pi chuuu."
"Like,that was sooo cool, Lily that was like,the best dive"
"Its like, time to feed Dewgong."
"Hey Dewgong doesn,t look too well, Dewgong are you okay?"
BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
(Splat)
(Splat)
(Splat)
...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!DEWGONG BLEW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha, lets go Pikachu!"
::Back with Team Rocket and Giovanni::
"Hey guys the colors are back..."
"I see 10000000 Pikachus and there allllll mine"
"I can see Ash's mom with a very large gun like object in her hand, waita sec, that really is Ash's mom!"
"She's gona kill us!!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, RUN!!"
"COME BACK HERE YOU KILLED MY ASH AND NOW YOUR GONA PAY FOR IT!!"
::They run all the way to Cerlulean city::
"Just(gasp)...keep...runing(gasp)"
"I'm ...Gonna(gasp)killll....you.."
"Hey.....is that....... meowth?"
"Hey guys do you know that Ashes mom is trying to kill you?"
"Yes....help........"
"Pikachu thunder shock her!"
"Pi.....ka...CHUUUUU!!!!"
"OOOOOOOWWWWWIWIIIIWWWWWWEEEEWWWW!!!! That...hurt..."
"Lets see that makes Dewgong, Ash, Ash's mom, Tracy and Misty hmmmm 5 in a day..LETS PARTY!!!!!"
ALRIGHT!!!!!!
::At Viridian Gym::
::Double trouble playing on the CD player::
"What a great party!"
"Yeah we should do this more."
"Hey guys thanks for letting me come"
"Your then one who made the rare candy that made us go crazy so its the least I could do.
(BOOOOOOM!!)
"Oh no its Cassidy and Butch!!"
Chapter 2 coming soon.
