Scott: You may report to the custodian's office after school today. You'll be spending your free time this week eliminating graffiti from the boys' bathroom.
Tryonn Anderson: I got choir practice.
Scott: You think humor is appropriate in this situation, Mr. Anderson?
Harry: Uh, Scott? He really does have choir practice. He's a choirboy.
Milton: You seemed eager to ignore Sheryl Holt when I was leaping into the horse's ass. What, this is more interesting?
Steven: Yeah. A lot.
Christine: I don't want to wrestle!
Kevin: Why?
Christine: Look, I enjoyed it at first, but after a while rolling around on the floor with a 200-pound sweating, grunting pig who is trying to physically hurt me - the fun wears off.
[Harry enters Marilyn's choir practice]
Marilyn: What's up?
Harry: I just came by to let the music wash over me.
Marilyn: What do you want, Harry?
Tyronn: You people don't want to know the truth about nothing!
Harry: "My people" - would that be whites, teachers, perverts, what?
Harry: Do I look stupid to you?
Tyronn: Yes, and you act it!
Milton: You don't have to lie. Just...say you don't know anything.
Kevin: That would be a lie.
Kevin: Please don't tell me how to treat one of my wrestlers!
Lauren: Please don't sound like a coach.
Kevin: Don't condescend because I'm a coach.
Lauren: Look, things in her life are a little difficult now.
Kevin: Right. Sports is like life - you get knocked down-
Lauren: Okay, back to sounding like a coach!
Kevin: Back to condescending!
Lauren: Kevin!
Kevin: Lauren!
Scott: Mr. Senate, you remember Detective Wallace Danby of the Boston Police Department?
Harry: I didn't do it. [sighing] Allright. I did it.
Danny: Miss Davis, you are a very nice person. But you and Mr. Senate are like Barbie and Ken.
Lauren: You back to not talking?
Harry: Lauren, I danced! You want me to dance with you and talk?!
Lauren: Yes.
Harry: Okay, pick a topic.
Lauren: You.
Harry: Nah...pick something else. We already did that.
Lauren: Harry.
Harry: What makes you think that I'm not talking about me? You know, I could be not talking about a student.
Lauren: Harry!
Harry: See, now you want me to shut up. Allright. Talk...shut up. Talk...shut up. [sighing] I don't understand you. This means we should get married?
Harvey: Don't kid yourself, Lauren! These girls, they grow up so fast. And they all want us!
Marla: They all want you?
Harvey: Don't start with me, Marla. I'm in no mood to be started with!

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