Where is the best place to view a   TAZmanian devil?

From far away!

Why did TAZ become a detective?

So he could grill his suspects!

What should you do if attacked by a TAZmanian Devil?

Run & scream, idiot!

What do you get if you cross TAZ With a parrot?

I don’t know, but if he wants a cracker He gets a cracker!

Why did TAZ eat a bucket of termites?

The bucket of toothpicks gave him indigestion!

Why doesn’t TAZ like cheese?

He keeps getting his lips caught in the mousetrap!

Why did TAZ put a shoe on his ear?

He likes to listen to sole music!

What do you get crossing TAZ and a hyena?

I don’t know but if he laughs you laugh!

Why did TAZ stick a mousetrap to his nose?

He smelled a rat!

Why did TAZ ask Sylvester to dinner?

He wanted spaghetti and hairballs!

Why did TAZ catch centipedes for breakfast?

He wanted bacon and legs!

Why did TAZ eat light bulbs?

The doctor told him to lighten his diet!

What do you get when TAZ is put in a chicken coop?

Just feathers and deviled egg!

Why did TAZ eat a bunch of caterpillars?

Because he wanted butterflies in his stomach!

Why did TAZ buy calamine lotion?

He needed dressing for his poison ivy salad!

What does TAZ like on his toast?

Toe jam?

Why did TAZ eat a box of bandages?

He had a sore throat!

Why did TAZ keep swallowing flies?

He had a frog in his throat!

Why did TAZ wash his face in laundry starch?

He wanted to keep a stiff upper lip!

What does TAZ order in chinese restaurant?

Sweet & sour porky!

Why did TAZ eat needles & thread?

He was sew hungry!

What do you get when you cross a chicken & centipede?

Enough drumsticks for TAZ!

Why did TAZ put sneakers up his nose?

Because his nose was running!

What does TAZ eat after a marathon?

Bunion soup!

How did TAZ get a stomachache?

He eat someone who disagreed with him!

What do you call a dentist that that cleans TAZ’s teeth?

Brave, stupid & lunch!

Why did TAZ get cut from basketball team?

He was dribbling so much he flooded the court!

What happened to TAZ when he ate a window?

He got a pane in his stomach!

What did BUGS say when TAZ Poured ants on him?

Stop bugging me, doc!

Why did TAZ eat all the coat hangers?

Because the coats was just lying in his stomach!

What did TAZ get when he mixed Slugs, water &ice?

Slime-aid!

What was the first thing TAZ did when born?

He ate the stork!

Why did TAZ become a vegetarian?

Because people were too fattening!

What dose TAZ eat at parties?

Buttered host!

What dose TAZ eat when he is cold?

A sneezeburger & coughy cake!