Milfred is my lawn gnome and I am a nerd so what is the only logical thing to do? Take him with me to famous places and take pictures of him, of course.

Milfred's Bio:

Species: Creepius wee Manius

Hair Color: White and a hint of purple crayon

Favorite Foods: Beer and Chicken Wings

Closest to breaking the law: Belching while a state trooper talked about the Liberty Bell

Most Traumatic Experience: Being thrown across the hall by a security guard at the Empire State Building