A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean . The
audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the 
same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captains parrot saw the shows
each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once 
he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show.
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the 
captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident hit an isolated coral reef and sank. The 
magician found himself on a piece on wood in the middle of the sea with, as 
fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but 
did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another.

On the third day, the parrot could not hold back:

"Ok, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"