It's Disturbing Auctions Week! All of this week's band names will be brought to you by www.disturbingauctions.com. Thanks to the Chicken Step Lady for pointing it out to me. If you haven't seen this site before, you really owe it to yourself to check it out. If you were ever wondering just how scary online auction merchandise can get, here's your source.
I've attached a photo of the Gator Bride to kick things off. Basically we're talking about a desiccated mini-gator corpse all dressed up in satin and lace, complete with a delicate bonnet. Below is the commentary from the disturbingauctions.com writer.
"Well, isn't that just precious. A dried-out, long-dead alligator, all dressed up like the belle of the ball. She's all set to offer her hand in marriage to a dashing suitor. That is, if she had hands, and not just stumps. I hope there's an afterlife, so that this alligator can have a long discussion with whoever did this to her mortal remains."