haver (HAY-vuhr) verb intr. To vacillate.
[Of uncertain origin.] In Hebrew, "haver" is a friend or companion. In Scotland and Northern England, it means to talk nonsense.
"Haver" suits me today because I've been dealing with taxes. My tax preparer, Jim, is a haver in the Hebrew sense of the word. He's a good guy, a cheerful accountant if there is such a thing, I'm getting a refund, and he's getting it direct-deposited for me. Yea, Jim!
I've also been trying to clear up another tax issue lately, and I can
confidently say that government offices haver in the Scottish/English sense.
If you need any fertilizer for your spring planting, just call a state or
federal tax agency and you'll get loads. Wish me luck next week as I plunge
back into the fray!