How do you know if you've picked up juvenile dinnerware by mistake? Juvenile dinnerware is poorly behaved, prone to throwing food and snickering anytime a "naughty" word comes up in mealtime conversation. Juvenile dinnerware rejects all green vegetables, depositing them directly in front of the dog. In fact, juvenile dinnerware would prefer that you dispense with new menu items altogether and stick to macaroni and cheese, hotdogs and baloney sandwiches on white bread, no crusts.
Wait — I just described myself.