Macrame Lampshade

originally posted: 02/12/02

Brought to you by some nice old people for whom my friend KP housesat in Vermillion, SD, in 1993 or so. When I visited, the house was decorated in Modern Church Craft Show: religious icons and artifacts, faded inspirational posters and frayed yarn sculptures everywhere.

The most interesting item, though, was the lampshade someone had painstakingly macramed, probably sometime in the early 1970s. It was a nice job of knot-tying, executed in the traditional brown twine. The knots were very square and even. But as everyone who has seen a macramé plant hanger knows, there's plenty of space between those knots — which made the piece a failure as a lampshade. For all the light muting it provided, one might as well have stared into the bare bulb. Still, it was a work of art of sorts, and remains the only one of its kind I've ever seen.