Manbag

originally posted: 9/17/01

Brought to you by Jet Set Lee, because real men don't carry purses, but these days they need something bigger than a wallet. Ergo, the Manbag. A manbag is a very macho satchel, usually leather, big enough for a card-stuffed wallet, a man-sized bunch of keys, a Palm Pilot and cellular phone, perhaps a few files from the office, and other masculine sundries. A manbag is carried either by tuff-grip handles or on a rugged shoulder strap.

I say: Way to go, men! It's about time you guys stopped sitting lopsided on those bulky, back-wrenching wallets. Start dangling that dead weight from one shoulder instead. See you at the chiropractor's office!