It's Day 2 of Disturbing Auctions week, brought to you by www.disturbingauctions.com. Today's entry: The Pooduck. The Auctionmaster writes:
"Half-poodle, half-duck, this is a lovingly handcrafted Pooduck that your children will enjoy for minutes.
I had to make that up. I can't even remember what this was actually supposed to be."
A Certain Friend's birthday is coming up next week. Do you think there's time . . . ?