Last night's Academy Awards ceremony offered the usual opportunities for eating too much junk food and mocking celebrities' clothes. Among the many remarkable gowns on stage was the black one Ms. Stone wore as she presented some award or other. It was a strapless black dress with big circular doo-dads over her breasts and a short plunge in between. From a distance, it looked as if Mickey Mouse were silhouetted against Sharon's chest at very close range, leaving viewers to wonder which direction he was looking.
He was probably looking at the nearest clock, like the rest of us. I arrived at the Oscar party site at 6:00 and hit the sack at midnight, on the hostess's couch.