Wienador

originally posted: 6/28/01

Brought to you by Cousin Cindy. Yes, friends, Cousin Cindy is the proud owner of a Wienador, an unlikely cross between a pedigreed wiener dog (the mother!) and an amorous Labrador retriever. Picture if you will the head and chest of a Lab on the elongated yet unusually thick (i.e., culvert-sized) body of a Dachshund. Remember the mythological beasts we read about in school with the head and wings of an eagle on a lion body (a griffin, I believe), or a human torso grafted onto the front of a horse (centaur)? The wienador is such a rare and improbable creature. And rightfully so.

As you may have guessed, the Media Sensation is back from a vacation in Missouri. The place is just crawling with band names, and I took notes. Watch this space for a nonchronological, factually iffy record of my journey.