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Now that I'm getting on in years, we thought it was about time for me to give up my wild lifestyle and finally settle down and get married. Nah, actually we found one of these once and thought "Hey, we should make one of those!"
But, then again, I AM still single...
Wanna marry me? Apply here!
Simply answer these questions.

Marriage Application

What is your name?
What is your gender? (Hey, there's always Hawaii! ;))
How old are you?
Your political beliefs?
Your religion? And would you be interested in someone with different beliefs?
Number of times you've been married before:
What do you think about children?
What do you think about pets?
Languages you speak?
Translate the following sentence into another language:
Elroy's friend, the squirrel, has a mullet, but I don't.
Your Favorite:
Animal?
Color?
Movie?
Song?
Flower?
Describe yourself:
Describe me:
My best characteristics?
My worst characteristics?
What song do you think of when you think of me?
On a scale of 1-10(10 being the highest), how:
Smart am I?
Attractive am I?
Annoying am I?
Be honest now... does this nail polish make my butt look big?
Would you be opposed to marrying someone who goes for 6 months without shaving her legs?
Why do you want to marry me?
Why should I want to marry you?
Where would we spend our honeymoon?
Write your marriage proposal here:
What is your email?