A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and
inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no
heaven.  After a long  life the husband was the first to go and true
to his word he made contact.

Mary... Mary....
 
 

Is that you Fred?

Yes, I have come back like we agreed.

What is it like?

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have
sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex
pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night,then sleep . Then I
start all over again.

Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven.

Heck no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.

Hee-Hee
Knew there had to be a catch somewhere..