Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!
 
 

A woman accompanied her husband to the
                                         doctor's  office.

                                             After the check up, the doctor told the wife in confidence -
If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die -


 
 
1. Fix him a hearty breakfast each morning and send him to work in a good mood.

2. At lunch make him a warm nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3. For dinner fix him an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores.

4. Have sex with him several times a week and encourage him to
                                go fishing and play golf at every opportunity.

               On the way home the husband asked the wife what the doctor had said:

'You're going to die' she replied..

Home
This List
Next
Contents