Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One
day,
while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden
frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The
golden frog
admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did,
he
always
gave them six wishes. He told them that they could
have 3 wishes
each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest
were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after
thinking
for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately,
and
he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with
his
second
wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests
were
females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit
then
wished
for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board
and
started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit
had
wasted
two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head,
Mr.
Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the
world were
females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The
frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned
to Mr.
Rabbit
for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I
wish
that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
hee hee
can you imagine that ?
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