As an elderly lady sat on her front porch
reflecting on her long life,
A Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared
And offered to fulfill 3 Wishes for her.
"Well," said
the woman,
"I guess I'd like to be Rich."
POOF:
The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid
Gold.
"And I wouldn't mind being a Young
and Beautiful Princess."
POOF:
The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman
into an exquisite Young Princess,
With a priceless Crown of Jewels.
"Your Third Wish?" asked the Fairy
Godmother.
The elderly woman's Dog raised his head
and uttered a single, weak, hoarse "woof."
"Could you possibly turn my wonderful
Dog
into a Handsome Prince?"
POOF:
There, in front of the Old Woman,
Who has now turned into a Beautiful Princess,
Stood the most Handsome Young Man
anyone had ever seen.
More handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stared at him in awe, completely
smitten.
As he came toward her, her knees
weakened.
He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered,
"I'll bet you're sorry you had me
Neutered."
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