I thought I would tell you that I have become quite a frivolous old gal ~
I have five gentlemen friends I see almost every day...

As soon as I wake up in the morning, ' Will Power ' helps me get out of bed.

When he leaves I go see ' John '

Then ' Charlie Horse ' comes by.
While he's here, he takes a lot of my
time and attention.

Upon his departure, ' Arthur Ritis 'shows
up and stays the rest of the day.
Because he doesn't like to remain in one place very long, he travels from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really ready for bed ~ with ' Ben Gay '.