Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't
have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled
out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster lighter?"
 

"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.  The friend asks the genie,
"Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will'" the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there,
waiting for his million bucks.  Suddenly, the sky begins to darken
and
the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not
a million ducks!"
He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do
you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"