Getting Into Heaven
 

An exasperated mother, whose son
was always getting into
mischief, finally asked him,
"How do
you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll just run in and out
and in and out and keep slamming
the door until St. Peter says
'For
Heaven's sake, Jimmy,
Come in or Stay out!'"

~ha ha it just may work lol~