The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said 'Who owns the big white horse outside?'
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, 'I do...Why?' The cowboy looked at
the Lone Ranger and said, 'I just thought you'd like to
The Lone Ranger and
Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was
The Lone Ranger turned
to Tonto and said, 'Tonto, I want you to run
Tonto said, 'Sure, Kemosabe' and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything
else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned
A few minutes later,
another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, 'I do, what's wrong with him this time?' The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,... 'Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'.' hee hee did you get it ??
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