Other useful information :

How do you scare a man ?
~Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date ?
~A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six-pack.

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating ?
~To stop the snoring before it starts.

What's the difference between a new husband and a dog ?
~After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

How do you get a man to exercise ?
~Tie the t.v. remote to his shoelaces.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper ?
~No one knows, it's never happened.

Why are men like tile floors ?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for 20 years.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking ?
~Because those men already have boyfriends.
 

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the
same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both
go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says,
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if
you could possibly get me another blanket ."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says,
"I've got a better idea...just for tonight, let's pretend we're married"
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not", she giggles.
"Great!", he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"