you can live without sex,but not your glasses. 
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you quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 
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you are proud of your lawnmower. 
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you enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 
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you consider coffee one of the most important things in life. 
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you no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 
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you have a dream about prunes. 
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the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. 
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you wear black socks with sandals. 
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you can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. 
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you name your hot water bottle 
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your ears are hairier than your head. 
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you talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someones lawn. 
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you hope it doesn't snow 
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you can go bowling without drinking 
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you  have a party and the neighbors don't realize it. 
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all the pictures on your wall are framed. 
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someone sees you naked and screams. 
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