You Know Your're
Not A Kid Anymore When....
you can live without sex,but not your glasses.
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you quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.
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you are proud of your lawnmower.
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you enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
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you consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
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you no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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you have a dream about prunes.
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the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
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you wear black socks with sandals.
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you can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
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you name your hot water bottle
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your ears are hairier than your head.
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you talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someones lawn.
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you hope it doesn't snow
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you can go bowling without drinking
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you have a party and the neighbors don't realize it.
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all the pictures on your wall are framed.
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someone sees you naked and screams.
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