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As you grow
older you find it takes just about half as long to get tired and twice
as long to get rested. The iron in your blood has turned to lead in the
seat of your pants.
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The best
way to stay young is to eat right, exercise,
and lie about
your age.
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My doctor
said I look like a million dollars-
green and
wrinkled.
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Forty is
the age you stop patting yourself on the back-
and begin doing
so under your chin.
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It's hard
to feel fit as a fiddle-
when you're shaped
like a cello.
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I'm not into
working out- My philosophy-
No pain, No pain...
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Diets are
for persons who are- thick and tired of it all..
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The 30-day
diet is quite popular-
that's the one
people are going to start in 30 days.
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If you're
pushing 50,
that's exercise
enough!
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All a person
has to do to become a millionaire in America is to-
invent a low-calorie
diet that tastes good to eat.
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I'm at that
age where I have nothing to do with natural foods-
I need all the
preservatives I can get !
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An Adult
is a person who has stopped growing at both ends
and starts growing
in the middle.
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If I'd known
that I would live this long-
I would have
taken better care of myself. ( Jimmy Durante)
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You can only
hold your stomach in for so many years.
(
Burt Reynolds)
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After 30,
a body has a mind of it's own.
(Bette
Midler)
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If only we
could be old and sick while we're still young
and healthy enough
to put up with it.
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I find it
hard to make ends meet :
ends like my
fingers and my toes !
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There are
so many people who seem to be broad-shouldered
across the hips.
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Whatever
Mother Nature gave me,
Father Time is
taking away.
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Nowadays,
there's a pill for everything- to keep your nose from running,
to keep you regular,
to keep your heart beating, to keep your hair from
falling out,
to improve your muscle tone.
Why, thanks to
advances in medical science, every day people are dying who never
looked better
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