Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos: 

1. The whole thing at once 
2. One bite at a time 
3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of 
     each bite afterwards 
4.  In little feverous nibbles 
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...) 
6. Twisted apart, the creme inside, then the cookie 
7. Twisted apart, the creme inside, and toss the cookie 
8. Just the cookie, not the creme inside 
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. 
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

1. The whole thing This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of  recklessness. You are totally   irresponsible. No one should trust 
      you with their children. 
2. One bite at a time You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like  them, you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're normal. 
3. Slow and Methodical You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with everything you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit! 
4. Feverous Nibbles Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break-downs run in your 
family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good. 
5. Dunked Every one likes you because you are always up-beat. You like to sugar-coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity toward narcotic addiction. 
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back 
together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior. 
7. Twisted apart, eat the inside, then toss the cookie You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You tend to be greedy and self-centered. You should be ashamed of yourself! But that's ok, you don't care  anyway. 
8. Just the cookie, not the inside You enjoy pain. 
9. Lick them, not eat them Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional help - immediately! 
10. Don't like Oreo cookies You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You  are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you!