Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down
the road when she sees the
 Big Bad
 Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr.
 Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
 The surprised wolf jumps up and runs
 away!
 Further down the road Little Red Riding
 Hood sees the wolf again,
 this time he is crouched behind a tree
 stump. "My what big
 ears you have Mr. Wolf," says
 Little Red Riding Hood.
 Again the foiled wolf jumps up
 and runs away.
 About 2 miles down the road, Little Red
 Riding Hood sees the wolf
 again,
 this time crouched down behind a road
 sign. "My what big teeth you
 have Mr. Wolf" taunts Little Red
 Riding Hood.
 With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and
 screams, "Will you get
 lost! I'm trying to go to the bathroom!"