An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a
teenaged boy with
spiked hair came over and sat beside him. 
The boy's hair was yellow and
green and orange and purple. 
The boy had black makeup around his eyes, 
      and some very bright clothes on. 
  The old man just stared at him, endlessly. 
Finally the boy said, "What's 
 the matter old man? Haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" 
  The old man answered, "Well yes, actually I have. 
I once got very drunk 
and had sex with a parrot. 

                    I was just wondering if you were my son.....