1. When out in public you feel the urge to snap
                      your fingers at children you do not know and
                      correct their behavior
                  2. You have no life between August to June
                  3. When you mention "Vegetables" you're not
                      talking about a food group
                  4. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check
                      into charter schools or home schooling
                  5. You can tell if it's a full moon without
                       ever looking outside
                  6. You can't have children because there's no name you could
                      give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the momen
                      you heard it uttered
                  7. You think caffeine should be available in
                        intravenous form
                  8. Marking all A's on report cards would make
                      your life SO much simpler
                 9. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time
                10. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers
                      the question "Why is this kid like this?"