THEME SONG

Are you ready kids?
Aye-aye, captain.
I can't hear you!
AYE-AYE CAPTAIN!
Ohhhhh... who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Ready? Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob
Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants!

LOOP DE LOOP

Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
So sit on down and I'll give you the scoop.
What’s that? It's called the Loop De Loop.
You gotta take a lace in each hand
Go over and under again.
You make a Loop De Loop then pull
And your shoes are lookin' cool.
You go over and back.
Left to right.
Loop de loop and you pull them tight.
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace ’em up and you're ready to go!
You make a loop de loop then pull
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

RIPPED PANTS

I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns....
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his
pants

F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue sea.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium... bombs!
N is for no survivors when you-
F is for frolic through all the flowers.
U is for ukulele.
N is nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand-licking here with my best buddy.

Wish I was back in Texas.
The ocean's no place for a squirrel. Wish I was in Texas, the prettiest place in the world, oh no.
I guess a'deep in my heart,I'll always be a Texas girl.
I wanna go ho-o-o-o-o-ome, ho-ome.
I wanna wake up in Texas.I miss those wide open skies.
I miss my 20 acres, barbeques and pecan pies, oh why?
When I'm so far from you, Texas, all I can do is cry.
I wanna go ho-o-o-o-ome, (man's voice) I wanna go ho-ome.