There's no reason we can't save
the world while wearing a drop-dead
dress and stiletto heels!
Sparkle Hayter*

Life is Benji...
The rest is just details...
Benji is life.
Benji Madden

Apologies are just words.
CSI: Lady Heather

As a fan, I want to listen to an album, not just
singles. I want something that I can sink my teeth
into, something that I can listen to a million times,
trying to get more out of it with each spin. That's
the record I tried to make here. That is The Fragile.
GOD [aka Trent Reznor]

The creative person is both more primitive
and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot
madder and a lot saner, than the average person.
Frank Barron

...check your self-righteousness at the door...
Sparkle Hayter*

What's so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness.
Incubus: Warning

Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to
our grandparents breathe through their
noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when
you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Emo Philips

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
Emo Philips

Because im diluted and perfectly flawed, eye
shall live by passion and not by law.
Otep

The longest word in the english language is the one that
follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.
Hal Eaton

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that
it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Garrison Kielor

Whoa. On behalf of our producers Kathleen Glynn
and Michael Donovan from Canada,
I'd like to thank the Academy for this.
I have invited my fellow documentary
nominees on the stage with us, and we
would like to — they're here in solidarity
with me because we like nonfiction. We
like nonfiction and we live in fictitious times.
We live in the time where we have fictitious
election results that elects a fictitious
president.
We live in a time where we have a man
sending us to war for fictitious reasons.
Whether it's the fictition of duct tape or
fictition of orange alerts we are against
this war, Mr. Bush.
Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you.
And any time you got the Pope and the
Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Thank you very much.
Michael Moore

Down with Bush,
Down with Saddam,
down with Kim Jong IL,
down with Osama (remember him?),
down with the Saudi Royal family,
down with the old Iranian mullahs who are holding
back the democratic revolution in Iran,
down with cold-hearted corporations who
exploit the developing world and its'
lax laws and lack of human rights and
send the money home to the developed world,
down with Hamas and Palestinian suicide bombers,
down with Sharon and right-wing Jewish
nuts like the guy who killed Rabin...
Sparkle Hayter*

Do something with your life!
Chickie at Tim Hortons
Ok now this quote needs some explaining:
Basically, CrAzY Shannon* and RainDancing Jo
were sitting in Angie topless [Angie was topless, not
Shan and Jo] in the Tim Hortons/Wendy's parking lot
having a coffee when this broad in a minivan who can't
drive comes close to hitting Angie, oh and she doesn't
have her kids belted in [excellent parenting methods]
and she decided to start shit with us. Let's just say
she was fighting a losing battle right from the
beginning. After the meal with the family, she
returns to her unlocked vehicle [she's lucky we didn't
boost the bucket seats] and in a brilliant display of
wits and window knocking, Jo rocks her out and all she
can do is flip the bird, swear and say "Do something
with your life" and then as she's backing out of the
spot she almost runs into another car in the parking lot.

Now lets analyze this quote, shall we. Shan and Jo
both go to university - University of Toronto, no
less - and are both rockstar chicks who can drive,
which includes knowing how to park, and both know that
people should wear seatbelts, especially your
children. So apparently this is not considered 'doing
something with our lives' and this coming from a broad
who was setting a great example for her unbelted kids,
by losing an argument she initiated, in a rather
humiliating way i might add, filled with a few bird flips
and 'fuck yous'...GREAT PARENTING!

Oh, and she called us 'chickie'. Bitch.