Archives (Abridged)
Fanfiction sorted by series (series arranged alphabetically), with crossovers at the bottom.
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~Bedlam's Bard~
________________________________________________ Darkling ________________________________________________ ~The Belgariad~
________________________________________________ The Horsemaster Rides ________________________________________________ ~Digimon~
________________________________________________ Isn't Love Wonderful? 'Digidestined Live' The Digiworld Saga ________________________________________________ ~Heralds of Valdemar~
________________________________________________ There Is No Dawn ________________________________________________ ~Inu-Yasha~
________________________________________________ And the Bimble Smiled . . . ________________________________________________ ~Lord of the Rings~
________________________________________________ Palantír ________________________________________________ ~Pokémon~
________________________________________________ Betrayal in Pallet Town Stupid Cupid Two Knuckleheads are Better than One The Life of Three The Night Before Christmas ________________________________________________ ~Slayers~
________________________________________________ I Don't Want You To Want Me When Change Separates There's Tweedle-Dee, There's Tweedle-Dum, and Then There's Xelloss ________________________________________________ ~Star Trek~
________________________________________________ The Abattoir Effect All My Crewmen Arena: Revised Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and Fight Klingons It's Time to Face the Music Let's Play Sardines! Operation Earth The Quayle Conspiracy The Snack Food from Hell Tribbles in the Foliage We Don't Allow That In Here! ________________________________________________ ~Crossovers~
________________________________________________ You Can Hurt Yourself if You Run with a Batleth Where No One Has Phasered Before The Taming of the Crew See Jou Run. Run, Jou, Run! I Choose -- Her!
........Category: Angst
........Pairings: None
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: G
........Summary: Poem. Immortality means never having to say goodbye.
........Category: Angst
........Pairings: None
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: G
........Summary: Poem. It must be lonely to be Sha-Darim.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random/Pointless
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: The '01 and '02 Digidestined are getting drunk in a Digibar one day when suddenly the Digi-Fate-Destiny-Couple Fairy appears to tell them whom they are destined to love! Read to find out the pairings that Fate has decreed for our favorite cast of characters! Weird and twisted humor. Contains mention of alcohol, Davis-bashing, and minor Tai-bashing. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Takeru/Hikari/Takeru, Jun/Yamato
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete (slated for revision)
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Tai's filming a documentary of all the Digidestined. However, his friends aren't going to just go along, especially when he catches them at some odd moments . . . Pay-per-view. ^-^ Davis-bashing, minor Tai-bashing. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Many
........Pairings: Various
........Chapters Posted: ~
........Status: Discontinued
........Rating: NC-17
........Summary: A collection of interlinking stories based on several prominent OCs; co-written with Hikari Roivas and Bandersnatch.
........Category: Angst , Shonen-ai
........Pairings: Vanyel/Tylendel
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: G
........Summary: Poem. Love doesn't conquer all.
........Category: Humor
........Pairings: None
........Chapters Posted: 3
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG-13
........Summary: What happens when Inu-Yasha, the Muppets, Monty Python and caffiene collide? We're all about to find out! When Inu-Yasha goes on a new mission to find a Shikon shard, Sessho-Maru appears to thwart him, revealing the higher power he has been working for all this time -- the diabolical Mr. Bimble! Will Inu-Yasha and Kagome be able to retrieve the shard while avoiding Sessho-Maru's plans to capture the Tetsusaiga? Takes place pre-Sango. Really, really random and pointless; certain characters wildly OOC. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Angst , Drama
........Pairings: None
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: G
........Summary: Poem. Knowledge can mean nothing but despair.
........Category: Humor
........Pairings: None
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Ash ticks off Misty one too many times, and she leaves him to join Team Rocket! But what will she find at Rocket HQ, and will she be in too deep to get out? Co-written with Pulsar.
........Category: Humor , Romance , Het1
........Pairings: Misty/Ash, Misty/Gary/Misty
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Misty can't seem to make Ash notice her at all, so in a fit of desperation she asks Gary to help her. How? By making Ash jealous, of course . . . Co-written with Pulsar.
........Category: Humor
........Pairings: None
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: James and Ash both feel persecuted by their teams, so they decide to get together and pull off a heist, just to show everyone they're not so dumb. But two morons aren't necessarily any better than one . . . Co-written with Pulsar.
........Category: Angst
........Pairings: None
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: G
........Summary: Poem. What must it be like to live as hunted, to never know safety or peace, to be the one who always takes the fall? To be Team Rocket?
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Jesse/James/Jesse
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: G
........Summary: It's the Night Before Christmas, Team Rocket style! Jesse and James attempt a hilarious burglary of Ash's house, and they do it in rhyme!
........Category: Angst , Romance , Het1
........Pairings: Filia/Xelloss/Filia
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Two people struggle against their feelings for each other and their conflicting natures. Songfic.
........Category: Angst , Het1
........Pairings: Lina/Zelgadis, Amelia/Zelgadis
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Time and circumstances have changed Zelgadis and Lina; now, as they meet again after many years, will they be friends or will change have pushed them forever apart?
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random/Pointless
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: An extremely wacky Slayers parody, with very inaccurate info and random self-addition (as the author, not an OC). Flying chimps, undercover fic-writing Mazoku, Xelloss in a tutu, etc.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Giant fire hydrants, house-sized killer dust bunnies, deadly hallucinatory gasses -- what will the bridge crew do to escape this deadly planet? Kirk-bashing, Chekov-idolatry. Utter lack of plot. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Poor Chekov. Poor, persecuted Chekov. It seems as though no one loves him -- except for Kirk's personal yeoman, Janice Rand, who would like nothing better than to take him into her cabin, feed him some liquor, and comfort him. But what will Captain Kirk do when he finds out? Who else is involved in this love triangle? How horrid and soap-opera like can this parody possibly be? Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: A strange alien being transports the bridge crew to an arena-like setting, where they are forced to fight each other to survive. The price of failure is death. The price of victory -- is cheerleading. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: The crew are all sitting around the bridge getting wasted when Klingons attack! How will they manage to survive the encounter when they can't even pronounce the word 'fire'? Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: The Star Trek crew find themselves at the mercy of -- KHAN! Dundundunnn! Will they be able to withstand the horrible music he plays over their comm system, or will it slowly drag them down into insanity? Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Snatched from the ship by an unknown force, the crew are trapped like sardines in a can -- wait. This might actually be a can . . . Not even a semblance of plot. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: When Spock makes an 'error' that throws the ship back in time to Medieval Earth, they'll have to employ every first contact protocol in the book to get out of this one without -- crap. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: What happens when Sulu accidentally downloads a virus, in the form of an electronic Dan Quayle? Will the bridge crew be able to withstand his insane platitudes long enough to get rid of him? Co-written with Lady Ulferir. Some Quayle quotes are real, and some are made-up.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Filled with phasers that don't work, love for Chekov, and man-eating Doritos. Nothing even close to plot. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix (I blame this one on her).
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: A planetary survey for dilithium becomes an all-out war against a tribe of wildwomen who worship the Sacred Tribbles! Will they ever find those dilithium crystals with Spock weighed down by Chapel, Scotty captured, and Kirk busy chasing nonexistent skirts? Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: The Star Trek cast are back again with more screwed-up humor! When Klingons suddenly appear and take over the engine room, Kirk and crew must face them or be buried in heaps of deadly tribbles! Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: An alien encounter leaves the ship without females -- to what lengths will the woman-crazy captain go to recover them? Crossover with Pokemon and the obscure computer game Commander Keen. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: The Star Trek cast are trapped in a Saturday morning lineup! It becomes an epic struggle to survive the culture clash, and to suppress the unstoppable urge to destroy everything they encounter. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: Tachi Kamiya, Captain of the Starship Enterprise, leads his gallant crew on a mission to a strange new planet, where they will discover a horror beyond all horrors--this planet belongs to Jun-sama, and the inhabitants revere her as a goddess! Will the Enterprise crew manage to escape with their lives? Crossover with Star Trek TOS. Lots and lots and lots of Davis-bashing. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Sora/Tai/Sora, Mimi/Izzy/Mimi, Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: The crew of the Enterprise are caught in an ion storm that blows them into another dimension! Will their mission of exploration yield them a way home, or will they end up stuck in the Digital World forever? And most importantly -- will any of the redshirts survive the combined onslaughts of flowers, lightning bugs and Piedmon? Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.
........Category: Humor , Het1
........Pairings: Jesse/James/Jesse, Ash/Misty/Ash, Random
........Chapters Posted: 1
........Status: Complete
........Rating: PG
........Summary: What happens when the bridge crew of the original Enterprise end up accidentally warping into the Pokémon universe? Will they befriend those they find there -- or will their phasers be stuck on 'kill'? Lots of character bashing. Co-written with Rogue Phoenix.