WHY I HATE JUN (MST)
BY CHRISTOCHI-CHAN
Jesanae-chan: Now what Chris? You know I won’t be able to post this anytime soon.
Christochi-chan: Yes, but it was fun to do.
Yamato-chan: What is it anyway?
Christochi-chan: While skimming the Internet the other day, I discovered a list of reasons some girl put up about how much she hates the old Jun.
Jun-chan: Gomen ne, what did I do now?
Christochi-chan: Nothing, this takes place before my “Return of Piedmon” story. Anyway, it’s just for fun.
Jun-chan: Okay, so what? We’re gonna MST it or something?
Jaina-chan: Exactly.
Jun-chan: Oh shit…
My Reasons of Hating Jun Motomiya
By Anonymous
1.She ruined Sora's chance of confessing to Matt . ( This is probably the biggest reason.)
Jesanae-chan: SORA! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Sora-chan: Help me! (runs out with Jesse chasing her with Jaina’s knife)
2.She blackmail Matt into a date ! How dare she !
Yamato-chan: When did you do that?
Jun-chan: Remember when Davis and the others went to the Digital World, and you came by saying that they were just studying together at T.K.’s house…?
Yamato-chan: Oh yeah.
3.She copy Taichi 's hair style!
Taichi-chan: NO!!! NOT MY HAIRSTYLE!!! JUN, YOU BITCH!!!
Jun-chan: Actually, your hair is bigger. Anyway, since the D-Generate’s spirit entered me, my hair is just a replica of Yolei’s now.
Miyako-chan: Looking good, girl.
4.She can have Matt's signature while I can't !
Yamato-chan: So you’re the one who stole that note I wrote to Jesanae.
5.She want to move on to TK !!!!!
Hikari-chan: DIE JUN!!!
Christochi-chan: TRY TO STEAL MY LITTLE BROTHER WILL YA!!!
Jun-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.She is ugly.
(Jun starts crying.)
7.She is Davis's sister .
Daisuke-chan: What’s that got to do with anything?
(Everyone sweatdrops.)
8.She has evil smile.
(Jun cries harder.)
9.She like Matt just out of his appearance , not his personality.( This is another BIG reason.)
Koushiro-chan: This author really doesn’t like Jun. However, actually, I think that Jun has a nice smile.
(Jun stops crying.)
10.She even copy Izzy's hairstyle.
Koushiro-chan: FUCK THAT!!! JUN’S A BITCH!!!
(Jun starts crying again.)
11.Her voice.
All: No comment
12.She call Matt " Ya-Ma-Da-Kun"
Yamato-chan: What? That’s what Jesse calls me.
Koushiro-chan: And actually, that’s a grammar error.
13.She stick to Matt whenever she can.
Yamato-chan: So we’re close friends, so what?
Koushiro-chan: And another grammar error.
14.Matt dislike her, so I HATE her.
Yamato-chan: Don’t listen anymore, Jun, you’re my friend now.
15.She dress in a green shirt which has the name "Yamato " on it.
Yamato-chan: So did fifty thousand other girls; it’s a T-shirt that my band put out.
The End
Jun-chan: I want to pay this author a little visit.
Jacen-chan: Hey where’s Sora?
(Jesanae walks in; Jaina’s knife is covered in blood.)
Jacen-chan: SORA NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! JESANAE, YOU EVIL BITCH!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sora walks in.)
Sora-chan: So Jesse, did you finish cutting up that meat for dinner?
Jesanae-chan: (while glaring death at Jacen) Yup, sure did.
Jacen-chan: Oh fuck…
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