........"YAY!!! It's Halloween!!!!" Serena yelled as she and Amy walked towards Rob's house. They were on their way to his house to meet up with the rest of the gang to go Trick-or-Treat-ing and then to the Takashi's apartment for a little party.
........"I just wanna see Rob-sama."
........Serena leaned in close to her friend. "Your'e obsessed with that boyfriend of yours. You do realize that, right?"
........"At least I have one."
........"Aw, bite me!"
........"WOOHOO!!!!! PARY!!!!!!!!!" Davis screamed.
........"THE PARTY'S NOT TILL LATER, DUMBASS! NOW GET OFF MY COUCH!!!"
........Rob turned back to stare at T.K. and Kari, who looked at the floor. "Again, please; why is Davis here?"
........"He kinda invited himself along and we couldn't ditch him." Kari mumbled.
........Rob frowned. "I thought that Jesse offered to get rid of him for us."
........"Rob, do you really want a first-degree murder case on your hands?"
........Rob groaned. "Point taken."
........"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!"
........The trio turned to see Chris and Jaina head for Davis, Jaina already with her knife in hand, Chris had his hand reaching into the cammo jacket of his army costume, obviously searching for his pistol.
........Sadly, Rob intervened. "Please guys, no blood on my carpet this time?"
........Sheepishly, Chris and Jaina put down the weapons. "Right, sorry."
........The doorbell rang.
........T.K. opened the door…and fell back in horror as what appeared to be Devimon entered the apartment.
........Luckily for all those inside, the writer is low on caffeine and chocolate, and decides to be nice. He replaces Devimon with Cody dressed up as ECW's Raven.
........"Hey Cody! Cool outfit."
........'Thank you, CAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
........T.K. sweatdropped.
........Chris said, "Cody, the next time you do that, I will hurt you. Right?"
........Cody looked worried. "Right."
........The door banged open.
........"Hey everyone, we're here!!!!!!!!!" Serena yelled as she burst into the apartment, decked out in her Sailor Moon outfit. Amy walked in behind her, dressed in her Sailor Mercury uniform.
........Jesse groaned. "Real original costumes, you two."
........Amy smirked. Turning towards the girl, she said. "Really? What are you wearing-"
........Amy stopped short. In front of her, Jesanae was dressed up as what appeared to be…
........"Isn't that an Evangelion flight suit?"
........"KEWL! You're Asuka!" Serena said. Turning around, she called. "Jaina and Jesanae must be going as a double. Look at her costume!"
........Amy turned. "I should have guessed. Rei?"
........"Correct."
........Amy looked around. Sadly for T.K. and Kari (because the writer is feeling very sadistic right now…) "Aw, how cute! Twelve year-old versions of Angemon and Angewomon!"
........"REALLY? LET ME SE!!!! AW, HOW KAWAII!!!!!!!!"
........"Thanks, you two." The unlucky pair mumbled.
........"Hey, where's Matt…OH MY GOD!"
........Amy turned towards Matt. She smirked. "I might of guessed, seeing Jaina's and Jesse's outfits…"
........Matt tried unsuccessfully to look dignified as he crossed the length of Rob's living room, dressed up in Shinji's EVA Unit 01 flight suit.
........"Hey, you gotta admit, it's a lot better than Davis' dumbass costume."
........Everyone turned to Davis, dressed up in his idiotic looking Krusty the Clown outfit.
........"Hey, hey!"
........"NEVER MOCK THE GREAT CLOWN AGAIN UNLESS YOU WISH TO END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!!!"
........Davis just smiled and waved. Everyone rolled their eyes.
........"It's time to go trick or treating now, guys!" T.K. called.
........The gang set out, making several stops, until the writer sent Davis queer-hopping to a very bad part of Odaiba to find the writer Skittles and to find Davis a boyfriend, while the rest of the group didn't have to put up with his asinine existence.
........"Yay! The stupid bastard's gone! Hurray!" everyone yelled.
........Suddenly, a large amount of black holes appeared in the sky and figures fell out of them.
........"What the hell was that?" Jesse asked.
........"Dunno, let's find out!" Matt said.
........Upon reaching the crash site, the gang discovered a large group of humans, all wearing matching space-ish outfits, different only in color.
........"Who the heck are you guys?" Kari asked.
........A sandy-haired man stood up, apparently trying to keep his toupee from escaping. Finally securing it to his head, he drew himself up and said in a really annoying voice.
........"I am Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. ENTERPRISE, and this is my crew. Our mission-"
........"Keptin, I don't think that's such a good idea right nov…"
........"Why not?"
........"Because we're being attacked by a large army of Tribbles and Klingons that followed us through the hole!"
........"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! PAVEL, SAVE ME!"
........Chekov moaned as he was crushed under Uhura's deadly embrace.
........"Shit! Why did we leave the Digimon at home again?" Jaina yelled.
........"Remember what they did last Halloween?"
........"Oh yeah…"
........"Excuse me?"
........The original gang turned to see another of the new men approach them.
........Chris held up a hand, silencing him. "Even before you start, introduce everyone."
........After introducing everyone, Sulu asked. "Do you know of anyway to save us?"
........"Uh, hold on a second…" Chris pulled out his semiautomatic and blasted off a full clip. Amazingly enough, every bullet turned around and hit and killed a redshirt instead of an enemy.
........"I know! I'll moon them all to death!" Kirk screamed.
........Luckily, an anvil fell out of the sky and hit him on the noggin.
........"What the hell?"
........Spock paled. "Oh no…"
........Uhura started to shake. "It can't be…"
........Suddenly evil giggling could be heard.
........"THE WRITER OF THIS FIC HAS JOINED FORCES WITH THE WRITERS OF OUR FICS!"
........"VE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Chekov screamed.
........Suddenly Kirk's toupee jumped off his head and landed in the middle of the crowd of evil Tribbles.
........"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE, PHASERS ON KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
........They fire, not actually doing anything. Chekov's explodes in his hand, blasting him up into space and back through the hole in the sky.
........"Good work, Ensign!" Kirk cried. Seizing a random Tribble, he thrust it onto his head and sets his own phaser for self-destruct. The rest of the crew follows his example.
........All the phasers explode and are sent back to where they came from. Coincidentally, Kirk's clothes are burned off in the explosion. All the Tribbles and Klingons die.
........"Okay, that was fun, but there are three other holes that opened up." Chris stated.
........"Which means that three other groups are stuck here and need help getting back home." Jaina continued.
........Because the writers are lazy, they send Serena off to find Skittles and T.K. and Kari home because it's too late for them to be out. Randomly enough, Cody, who is younger than them, is still allowed to be out, because Cody reeks of awesomeness (the writer admits to watching too much WWF programming). This allows them to have less characters to write and use, making the fic much easier to write.
........Jesse warily eyes the remaining redshirts. "What do we do with them?"
........ "Easy."
........Chris draws his gun, Jaina pulls out her knife, and they proceed to systematically murder all the remaining redshirts. Maniacal laughter from the heavens applauds their work. Chris bows and Jaina curtsies.
........The gang reached the second hole area. There are three boys, two girl, an unusual cat-like creature and a strange yellow mouse-like creature fighting.
........"Weird…" Cody mumbled.
........"Pikachu! Thunderbolt Attack!" the boy with the baseball hat yelled.
........The little mouse jumped in the air. "Pika…CHUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
........Electricity lept from the creature's body and struck the two other people and the cat. They screamed and were blown up into the hole, screaming "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!"
........"Yes! I did it!" The baseball hat kid yelled, punching the air.
........"Ash, stop acting like an idiot! We need to get up there too."
........Ash thought for a minute. "I KNOW!" He spun back to the mouse. "PIKACHU, THUNDER!!!!!!!!"
........"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the other two kids yelled.
........The writers decided to be evil so they had the three kids feet glued to the ground. Pikachu electrocuted them all again and again, but they couldn't blast up into the hole. After this happened two hundred times and the three kids looked mostly dead, the writers drenched them in gasoline and lighter fluid and unstuck the glue.
........Pikachu tried one more time."
........"Pika…
........CHUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
........This time, there was a huge explosion and all four of them were blown up into the hole, which closed itself.
........Down on the ground, the gang coughed and wiped ash and soot from their ruined costumes.
........"Well…that truly sucked ass!" Jesse declared.
........"Tell us about it." Rob agreed.
........Cody was looking pissed. "The stupid freaking mouse thing ruined my jacket! I SWEAR I'M GONNA-!!!"
........"Cody, shut up."
........"Why should I-"
........"If you don't be quiet," Matt said quietly. "Then Jesse'll take out some frustration on Chibi-Iori." Jesanae smiled and held up Chibi-Iori, who was struggling in a net.
........Cody paled. "Okay, I'll stop."
........ "Dude, you're really pushing it tonight, you know that?"
........"Yeah, yeah."
........Just to piss him off, an anvil fell on Cody.
........"GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!"
........After about twenty minutes, they reached the third hole. It appeared that a older teen with a black braid was being torn into by a short-haired girl who was herself being torn into by a long blue-haired Amazon girl.
........"Akane, stop it! Leave me alone!"
........"Shut up, Ranma! This is all your fault!"
........"You quiet, pervert girl! You leave boy-type Ranma alone!"
........The gang stared warily.
........"Dude, this is most unregular."
........Jesse growled. "For the last time, Rob, stop impersonating that Spock guy; you're even more annoying than him."
........Suddenly the three new people caught sight of them.
........"Who you people-types?"
........"We're the Digidestined of this world. Who are you?"
........After introductions had been made, Akane asked. "Do you guys know how to get us up to that hole?"
........"Not sure. The other two times the people were able to get up by blowing themselves up. I don't suppose you want to try that here?" Amy inquired.
........"We no want try." Shampoo replied, casting lusting looks at Ranma and evil glares at Akane, who was doing the same thing. "We no want get exploded."
........"Yeah, isn't there another way?" Ranma asked, making sure he wasn't too close to Akane as he spoke.
........"Yes, there is. Rob let me see your cell phone for a minute…" Chris said…
........"Okay you two." Jaina addressed Mocimon and Keramon, just arrived from the Takashi apartment. "You know what to do."
........"Right."
........*<>* Keramon Warp-Digivolve to…Diaboromon!
........*<>* Mocimon Warp-Digivolve to…MetalJackalmon!
........"Diaboromon…!"
........"MetalJackalmon…!"
........*^*<>*^* DNA-Digivolve to…Kaminarimon!
........"WHOA!!!!!!!!" Ranma and Akane exclaimed at the 10-feet rainbow, double sword-wielding Digital Knight. Shampoo just stared in open-mouthed astonishment.
........"Kaminarimon, take them up to the hole and toss them in."
........"Yes, of course."
........With that, the huge creature scooped up all three travelers and stood straight up; six hidden gold wings spread out from under it's black and green-trimmed cloak and cape. It lifted off with a dignity that a creature of it's size shouldn't have possessed.
........Kaminarimon flew straight up to the hole and hurled first Shampoo, then Ranma up into it. However, since the male writer doesn't like Akane and the other two don't care as they're busy stuffing their faces with Skittles, the Digimon overcalculated it's aim and Akane was hurled several hundred yards before she smashed through a glass window into a building.
........Kaminarimon grimaced and picked her up and successfully got her into the hole, which finally sealed up.
........Three down, one last hole to go!
........"Next time guys," Rob implied sourly as he rubbed his sore backside. "Tell us BEFORE you De-Digivolve, okay?"
........Mocimon and Keramon sweatdropped. "Sure, sorry."
........"Okay," Jaina said, "We're here. Where's the last group of stragglers?"
........Jesse spotted them. "There they are!…but whoa…"
........Everyone looked.
"WHAT THE UNHOLY FREAKING HELL?"
........Standing before them were what appeared to be the original seven Digidestined…except for the fact that they were four years younger than the present time.
........"Hi." Said one of them whose hair was about to over take his head.
........"'T-'T-'T-'TAI'?!?!?!?!?" the gang stuttered.
........"Huh? How do you know my name?"
........"Matt? Is that you?
........'T.K.' strode up to the front, peering up at Chris.
........"'T.K.' I'm right back here." 'Matt' said.
........"But," 'T.K.' was obviously confused. "Aren't you right there too?" he asked his brother, pointing up at Chris.
........"No 'T.K.', he just looks like me."
........"Okay."
........"Hey," 'Mimi' asked. "Can you help us get back to our home?"
........"'Mimi', look around." Amy said.
........After the writers return from a bathroom break and have 'Mimi' look around…
........"OHMYGOD!!! EVERYONE, WE'RE HOME!!!!!!"
........"WHAT??? WE ARE!?!?!?!?"
........About ten minutes later…
........"YAY!!! WE ARE HOME!!!!" The 'originals' screamed.
........"Actually, you aren't." Rob informed them.
........"What?" 'Sora' asked
........"You aren't actually home. You see, this is Tokyo, but it's four years past your time period." Cody told them.
........"How do we get back?" 'Izzy' inquired.
........"I KNEW IT! WE'RE GONNA DIE HERE!!!" 'Joe' sobbed.
........"'Joe', shut up, you're more paranoid than Chekov was." Jesse scolded.
........"WHO?" the 'originals' asked.
........"Nevermind…" Jesse mumbled.
........"How do we get home?"
........Chris pointed at the last hole in the sky. "You've somehow got to get up there."
........"But we don't have our Digimon with us." 'Tai' said.
........Keramon pulled at Chris' pant leg. "Chris, I'm too tired to DNA-Digivolve with Mocimon again. Hell, I'm too tired to Digivolve to Champion level."
........"I'm not. But barely." Mocimon said wearily.
........"Can you help them?" Jaina asked.
........Mocimon smiled. "Of course."
........*<>* Mocimon Digivolve to…Arkelomon!
........"Wow…" The 'originals' murmured.
........Arkelomon spread her wings slowly, closed her eyes, and said.
........"Children of the old, return to your rightful home…"
........With that, the 'originals' suddenly lifted off from the ground and floated upwards until they entered the hole and disappeared from view. The fourth and final hole finally closed itself and shrank out of existence.
........"It's finally over…" Jesse breathed.
........Chris looked back towards the opposite sky. The sun was just about to poke itself out from the horizon.
........"Oh fuck! We need to get home now!"
........Amy dragged her feet towards the Takashi's apartment door with the rest of the exhausted group.
........"Does anyone remember back to when things were nice and simple?"
........"No."
........Chris opened the door to the apartment. Suddenly, before anyone could react, a wave of Skittles packages rushed out of the door, knocking the gang to the ground.
........"What the hell was that?" Rob shouted.
........After twenty-five minutes of wading through the candy ocean, they were finally able to reach solid ground in the apartment. Suddenly, Cody heard a low, strange moaning sound coming from deeper in the apartment.
........"What's that sound?"
........"Don't know, kiddo. Let's find out." Jaina said.
........The gang walked down the hall to the room that the boys shared.
........"I could have sworn that I left that door open…" Chris pondered.
........Again they heard the moan.
........Matt smirked. "Maybe Jacen got Sora home…"
........Jesse rolled her eyes. "If so, I'm gonna…"
........A particularly loud moan sounded through the door and the group froze.
........"D-D-D-Didn't that sound like Davis?" Rob whispered.
........"Yeah, but the writers sent him…" Jaina started.
........"…queer-hopping…" Chris continued.
........"…to find a boyfriend." Amy finished.
........They hurtled into the room.
........Poor Cody passed out from the sight.
........"DAVIS! KEN! PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON, GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BED, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
........With all the commotion inside, no one noticed the writers steal all the Skittles and disappear again, giggling like lemmings on crack.
The End
A/N: One quick thing; I have a symbol system for any Digivolving processes. Here they are:
*<>* = Normal Digivolution
<^*^> = Armor-Digivolution
*^*<>*^* = DNA-Digivolution
<*`~`*> = Crystal Digivolution
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