Heaven Is A Place On Earth MST


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[Tai: Welcome everyone to the MST of The Wedding Night!]
[Davis: Do I HAVE to be here? This is gross!]
[Joe: Yes.]
[T.K.: We all have to be here. Except for Jennifer and Zeke and Theresa and Jacen and CiCi and . . .]
[Davis: Shut up T.D.!]
[Kari: Anyway, all the old-gen Digidestined are here, plus Davis and except for Matt and Jesse, because this is about them. And Suke, Jesse’s sister, is putting in a special appearance.]
[Suke: Hey, y’all!]
[(She poses seductively, leaning over to show more cleavage.)]


Song By Belinda Carlisle


[Tai: Belinda’s a BABE!!!]
[Everyone: . . . . . (sweatdrop)]
[Sora: Okaaaaay . . .]


Story By Christochi Ishida: The Crown Prince of Hardcore


/The night falls down
I wait for you
And you come around
And the world's alive
With the sound of kids
On the street outside/


The limo slowly pulled into the parking lot of the hotel, depositing its two tired, yet happy travelers at the front door with their luggage.


[Suke: Don’t let him fool you. Jesanae’s NEVER happy when she’s tired.]

"How're you feeling, Matt?" Jesse asked her new husband.


[Tai: (as Matt) Ready and rarin’ to go!]
[Sora: (as Jesse) Let’s do it right here in front of the hotel!]


"Fine dear," Matt sighed. "I still can't believe that Chris, Jacen, and Hank all got wasted at the reception."


[(Izzy takes blackmail notes. Davis laughs and T.K. smacks him.)]

Jesanae grimaced. "Did you have to bring that up? I've never heard such language from anyone but myself before." She laughed. "Although seeing Jacen hurl into the tuba was pretty funny."


[Joe: (as Jacen) It was Matt’s bowtie! I swear!]

Matt laughed too, feeling the tension and non-stop excitement of the day drain away with the feeling.

"Mr. And Mrs. Ishida?"

The couple turned to see a pimply-faced porter coming up to them.

"Your room is ready."


[Kari: And a few other things, I’m sure.]


/When you walk into the room
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of love.../


Jesse sighed as the shower water leapt from the nozzle onto her beautiful, fair skin. It had indeed been a long day, yet she couldn't remember when she had been this happy before.

As she paused to wash her chest, a thought occurred to her. She couldn't believe it hadn't popped into her head before. Now she could hear the other girls' playful, joking voices, Theresa's in particular, All hail the Princess of Chastity…


[Suke: Shouldn’t we all sing something right about here?]
[(Everyone stares.)]


Tonight's my wedding night, Jesse thought. Tonight me and Matt give ourselves to each other.

She shut off the water and dried herself. Slipping into a soft robe, she quickly fixed her hair and stepped out into the bedroom area.


/Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth/


Jesse smiled as she saw Matt bobbing his head to a pair of headphones, dressed in a pair of boxers. She smiled at first, then mockingly frowned at him when she saw the CD case. She rapped her knuckles against the side of the headphones to get his attention. Jesse smirked as Matt sheepishly removed the headphones.


[Sora: What, just the headphones?]
[Davis: I WANNA LEAVE!]


"I thought we agreed to no Alice Cooper on our honeymoon, Yama-sama." Jesanae giggled.

"But honey, 'No More Mr. Nice Guy' is one of the greatest songs ever made."

"'No More Mr. Nice Guy' eh? Ever heard 'No More Mrs. Nice Gal?'"


[Tai: *I’ve* heard of it!]
[Joe: I wonder where . . .]


Matt scratched his head. "No, why?"

He got it a second before Jesse tackled him to the bed, laughing. The couple rolled around and wrestled on the king-size bed until Jesse managed to execute a Diamond Cutter-like maneuver which left Matt flat on his back with Jesse spread out on top of him.


[T.K.: It’s nice to see my big bro getting some action.]
[Kari: Yeah. But not as nice as someone ELSE getting some action . . .]
[T.K.: But we’re in the middle of an MST!]
[Davis: I’M GONNA MURDER YOU P.K!!!!]


Jesse realized with a start that her robe had fallen partially open during the game, leaving one breast exposed to plain view. A large lump in Matt's boxers began growing as soon as he registered this fact.


[Tai: Like it wasn’t already there?]

Jesse hugged Matt closer to her. "Do you want to do it now?" she asked him quietly.

Matt nodded. "I've been wanting to do this for years."


[Joe: I could make a medical joke. But I won’t.]
[Izzy: That’s probably a good thing . . .]


She smirked. "Thanks for waiting."

"You know perfectly well that if I tried anything, you'd beat the living piss out of me and leave me."


[Tai: C’mon! I would pay money to see her cream him!]
[(T.K. growls at Tai. Kari distracts him and he forgets about it.)]


"Touché. So, how do we start?"


[Joe: Well, DUH. I guess not everyone is cut out for medical school . . .]
[Davis: THIS IS ICKY!]



/When I feel alone
I reach for you
And you bring me home
When I'm lost at sea
I hear your voice
And it carries me/


Matt flipped her under him and slowly lowered his head to the exposed breast, licking his tongue across the nipple. Jesse hissed in pleasure as strange feelings coursed through her body, setting off a strange fire deep in her loins. It felt so damn good! Matt then took the nipple into his mouth and sucked on it as he untied her robe, fully revealing his wife's heavenly body to him. His eyes widened as he took in her beautiful hourglass figure, perfect in every way, without any hint of excess fat or uneven muscle anywhere.


[Tai: Hey, this is getting interesting!]
[T.K.: Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of Tekani.]
[Tai: Did I say interesting? What I MEANT was . . .]


She was, as he had known for years…perfect.


[Mimi: Eeew! What is this?]
[Izzy: You just now got here?]
[Mimi: I was in the little girls’ room.]
[Sora: I see. Well, welcome to the sex show of the millennium!]
[Mimi: Oh, how VULGAR!]


Matt stopped his suckling on her nipple and slowly kissed his way down her body to her hidden treasure, gazing at her open nether lips for the first time. He stared for a moment, mesmerized by its secret beauty. Matt slowly lowered his face towards her vagina, letting his tongue caress it.


[(Joe blindfolds Davis.)]
[Joe: Not for young viewers.]
[Tai: Then why was he here in the first place?]
[Davis: I WANT EARPLUGS!]


Jesanae let out of a cry of pure bliss as stronger feelings shot through her, setting off an unusual reaction throughout her. It felt as thought a furnace were building up, fit to burst.

Matt continued his ministrations on her lower lips until he noticed her clitoris. Confused for a moment, he suddenly realized what it was, and seizing the opportunity, he took it into his mouth and gently sucked on it.


[(All the males take notes furiously, except for T.K. who is applying the notes somewhere in the next room.)]
[Suke: The boy read his anatomy textbooks.]
[Joe: Maybe he COULD survive med school.]


That did it. Jesanae screamed as the furnace didn't just burst, it exploded, powerful feelings and emotions rushing around her and inside of her as her orgasm ripped into her body. She held Matt close as it slowly subsided.


[Mimi: Well, that’s not the way it works! It takes a lot longer!]
[Tai: And what would YOU know about it?]
[Mimi: (blush) Well, um, while I was in America . . .]


"Was it as good as you made it look?" he softly asked.


[Sora: (as Jesse) No, I just enjoy screaming during sex to freak you out.]

Jesse smiled; a smile full of love and warmth. "It was probably better. Thank you." She smirked.

Matt frowned. "I don't like that look on your face. It's usually the one you get when you get an idea."


[Izzy: And we all know about Jesse’s “ideas”.]
[Tai: Ain’t it the truth.]


Jesse didn't answer; instead, she suddenly reached below her and pulled. Matt suddenly realized that his boxers were now around his ankles. Jesse gasped softly as she laid eyes on Matt's stiff rod. It was long and thick.


[(The female half of the room perks up.)]
[Mimi: Hey, it’s bigger than--]
[Tai: Than what?]
[Mimi: Um, I have to go to the bathroom now . . .]


"Wow…" Jesse murmured, slowly reaching down to caress it. "Wow…"


[Izzy: (as Jesse) Wow, it really DOES look like a hot dog.]

She slowly wrapped her hand around it and, not completely sure of what to do, started to move her hand back and forth across the shaft.

Matt groaned in pleasure as Jesse unskillfully masturbated him. It felt better in her silky smooth, gentle, inexperienced hand than he had ever been able to make it himself.


[Joe: Why does this revelation not surprise me in the least?]
[Suke: What do you READ in med school?]
[Davis: Let me go!]


Suddenly the feelings stopped. Matt moaned and opened his eyes to see that Jesse had laid herself backwards against the pillows, her legs spread.


[Sora: It’s like something out of his dreams.]
[Tai: Or his worst nightmares.]
[(Everyone glares at him. Izzy sends an e-mail.)]


"Let's do it now, Matt." she whispered.


[Joe: (as Matt) No, let’s wait until we get barged in on by room service we didn’t ask for.]

Matt nodded and placed himself slowly at her entrance. She guided him into her, wincing as the head popped in and she was stretched in this way for the first time. Matt pushed in a little further until he hit a wall.


[Tai: And he’s reached the moat, ladies and gentlemen!]

"Jesse…"


[Sora: (as Jesse) No, I’m really named Butch and I’m a serial-killer druggie. I hope that’s okay?]

"Don't worry, I've been hurt worse before."

And she was right. It did hurt like hell at first when Matt shoved his way through, but after that, it was just a slow, throbbing kind of pain in the back of her body. Anyway, she wouldn't have felt it for the pleasure she was in.


[Izzy: Speaking of all this, I wonder if T.K. and Kari are still going at it.]
[Suke: (checks) Yup. He’s right about at the kissy stage, so they might be in there for a good while yet.]
[Tai: If Jesse hadn’t threatened me with a fate worse than death, I’d kill T.K. for this . . .]



/In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of living
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore/


Jesse moaned in extreme ecstasy as Matt slowly worked his way in and out of her, gaining speed, holding her close to provide additional comfort. She had never felt this way before in her entire life. Matt agreed with her. The two newlyweds thrust and thrust and thrust until…


[Joe: . . . until there was an earthquake and they were both buried in rubble and the landlord got sued by Matt’s record company!]
[(Everyone sweatdrops.)]


"Jesse, I can't hold it…"


[Sora: (as Matt) I can’t hold--BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAH! This is just too funny!]

"Do inside of me, Matt. It's alright now."

Matt groaned and released his life essence into her, the sensations causing her to release into another orgasm as well.

The pair held each other close as Matt slowly drew the covers over them, basking in their warmth and love.


[(Joe takes the blindfold off of Davis, who wails and tries to flee.)]
[Tai: Pipe down! There might be more!]


"I love you, Jesanae-sama…"

"I love you too, Yamato-sama…"


[Suke: I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family . . .]
[Davis: THIS IS HELL!]


Then Jesse smirked again. Matt looked at her.

"What?"
[Suke: (as Jesse) Guess what! I’m a transvestite!]
[Everyone: . . . . .]


"Wait till the others find out that I could really get used to this kind of treatment…"


[Izzy: Too much data!]
[Sora: We did NOT need to know that!]



/Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth/


The End


[Sora: That’s all, folks!]
[Davis: FINALLY! Can we leave?]
[Joe: I suppose so.]
[Tai: But I need to drive Kari home!]
[Suke: (pokes her head around the corner) Yo, Teeks, could you hurry it up? We gotta split! (pause) No, not that way!]
[Mimi: That was so distasteful . . .]
[Izzy: Look on the bright side.]
[Mimi: What bright side?]
[Izzy: When I want to fu--]
[Suke: (whacks Izzy over the noggin) NOT IN HERE!]
[(Jesse comes storming in, ready to kill.)]
[Jesse: KAMIYA!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!]
[Tai: Wak! (runs) How did she know--]
[(Izzy whistles innocently.)]
[Joe: This must be the ‘court of Tekani’ T.K. was talking about.]
[Suke: Looks like Kamiya’s been sentenced to the electric chair.]
[Sora: As I said before, that’s all, folks!]
[(The whole group chases after Tai and Jesse, with T.K. and Kari following in the nude. Fade to black.)]



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