You Thought
--Soopafly--
I had this bitch locked
on to me like she was way too clever
Man, Soopafly never
ever ever
Fell for the do no
and you know I'm
Too swift on my toes
and the gifts of hoez
It's too much for
me to be givin' to you
Uh, all I'm givin'
is some dick in you
Now Sh????, I told
the bitch to blaze the weed
Now she blazed it
but that ain't all she blew
Hey, I got knocked
off on the bar
And my room got knocked
off in the car
Gave it to me until
I reached my peak
Baby flip talkin'
bout lovin' me in the week
I said that's too
damn quick, and too damn fast
You've been givin'
up too much damn cock and givin up too much ass
Nah nah nah you ain't
gettin' me like that
Soopafly ain't even
called the bitch back
Ever since she tripped,
I went on one
Stepped in the club,
Caught me a homerun
Baby was bad and all,
she said gimme a call
I wanted to break
that bitch like a law
Picked her up at the
bus stop, she was soft and smooth
Talkin' bout what
could pop out and hit the roof
Then she said somethin
bout the cost
Man, that same bus
stop is where
I dropped that bitch
back the fuck off
You can't ride my
bird
So I kicked that bitch
to the curb
You best to believe
You ain't got no trick
up your sleeve that can get with me
You thought you had
my grip
But Soopafly never
ever slips
You thought you had
my cash
Till I turned around
and whupped yo' ass
....like a pimp and
that's for real
--Snoop Dogg--
I came through in
a zoot suit, pin stripe lookin' too cute
Tryin' to get my shoot
on, so I'm a scoot on
Over to the next bitch,
say her name is Texas
She fly but she wasn't
the sexiest
She had a hoe with
her named Bama, short for Alabama
A big bad mama-jamma,
now look here
I like big bitches
cause they large
And big bitches always
take charge
Wanna grab a skinny
nigga like Snoop Dogg
Cause you like it
tall, go and work it baby doll
Now a great big girl
got a hell of a grip to grab a hold of
Got alot of cash for
a little love
All they wanna do
is take you down to the mall
Floss a little dick
and get a t-shirt that say miss Snoop Dogg
I don't see a god
damn thang
That's stoppin you
from buying me that god damn ring
It'd look nice on
my finger, I'm a buy you a zinger
Cause you make me
feel like a real hip-hop singer
Your homegirl, bring
her cause I've been dying to meet her
You know I won't cheat
her, don't mistreat her
She only get the dick,
I'll never ever eat her
But I'll drop her
ass cause you know I don't need her...
It was fun while it
lasted
You know what they
say, big things come in small packages, baby
You thought you had
my grip
But Snoop Dogg never
ever slips
You thought you had
my cash
Until I turned around
and whupped your ass
....trick beyotch
beyotch
--Too $hort--
I said beyyyotch,
what are you smokin
A big fat dick comin'
from east Oakland
There must be some
kind of misunderstanding
Hit the parking lot,
bitch I be standing by the Benz
You think a nigga
rich, bitch
Gold diggin' tramps
tryin' to get with this dick
For all the wrong
reasons
Niggas ain't trippin'
during pimp season
But you still jumped
your fast ass in anyway
If any other nigga
picked you up it'd be payday
I rolled to my house
with the bitch
(What'd you do $hort)
introduced her mouth to my dick
Glad to meet you,
make yourself comfortable
You fuckin' with a
dog, bitch you ain't fin' to come up, hoe
So you might as well
enjoy the ride
And serve this nigga
from the eastside
How much for the game
that I'm sellin'
Ain't no tellin' like
Jack told Helen
I know sex sells but
I'm a tell you though
Couldn't spend on
shit that ain't valuable
Fucked all night woke
up the next mornin'
Told her I'm a pimp
but the bitch kept on
Wantin' me to do somethin'
for the time she spent
It's funny, cause
now she can't find the rent money
You thought you had
my grip
But Too $hort never
ever slips
You thought you had
my cash
Until I turned around
and whupped your ass
....trick beyotch
beyotch
...I got family members,
homeboys...
Muthafuckaz I look
out way before you.