[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true I ain't never seen a - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Eminem] The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B I sing song, it go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed! If I offend, I'm sorry, please please forgive For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away anything I say and you will love it!

[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting Nick I ain't never seen a - ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Eminem] Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING What do you mean, freeze? GEEZ, I just got my seat I have ticket, look I put it away, my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please I did not even get to see, Mary Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free Free, yes free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cause there's a puppet on my hand

[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! Hilary Duff is, not quite old enough so I ain't never seen her - butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Eminem] The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings get out your puzzle I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee Pee, on the radio but I think I did Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick! Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!

[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please I ain't never seen a - ass like that Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Dr. Dre] THE FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU? [Eminem] HA!!