MeLiSsA's DeEpEsT mEaNiNgS oN LiFe....YeAh RiGhT

WhO tHe HeLl Is ThIs GiRl?

Hi!!!! This is my cute little webpage. I am Melissa, and here is my pic and my sister's:

Here is a picture of my pet, Sparky:
Isn't he cute?
Here are some of my stats:

• NaMe: Melissa
• nIcKnAmEs: Moolissa, M-cow, roadhead, Mrs. Hanky, Wet Cat, Retarded Seal
• AgE: I'll be 15 on January 15 (Martin Luther King's B-day)
• fAmIlY: My mommy, daddy, and my sister bububutt.
• HeIgHt AnD wEiGhT: 5'8 and there's no way in hell im telling u how much I weigh.
• fAvOrItE mUsIc: Hip hop of course, anything that I like
• FaVoRiTe MuSiCiAnS: Jay-Z, Busta, Method Man,DMX, Destiny's Child, Tori Amos, Alanis Morrissette, Backstreet Boys, 311!!!!!
• fAvOrItE mOvIeS: Silence of the Lambs, Contact, The Bone Collecter, The Grace of My Heart, The Sixth Sense
• FaVoRiTe AcToRs/AcTrEsSeS: Jodi Foster, Bruce Willis, Gwenyth Paltrow, Leonardo Decaprio
• fAvOrItE tV sHoWs: TRL, Dennis Miller Live, Just SHoot Me, Ricky Lake, Montel Williams, Change of Heart
• ShOuT oUtS: Hi Butt, Dilldodo, Jay, Matty, Alicia, Lauren, Liz, Emily, Amber, Hannah, Mara, Andrea, Valerie, Ilana, Jane, Diana, Heather, Heather, Joyce, Laur'en (I tried to add an accent) and of course, my baby Walden
• MoSt EmBaRrAsSiNg MoMeNt: Acting like a retarded seal at camp during dinner, then having the chair tip over and break as the whole dining room watched and saw me flat on my face.
• PeT pEeVe: Stupid people, rude people, lying people, and I have a fear of birds.

Now Here is the interactive part: Copy this stat sheet onto an e-mail, fill it out in ur own words, and send it back to me(my e-mail's at the bottom of the screen.) After u send it to me, what the hell...send it to all ur friends!!!!



ThIs Is A lItTlE pIc GaLlErY

MR. HANKY

AJ IS THE BEST BSB

MY SISTER BARB/B-BUTT

THE HOTTEST BAND ON EARTH
MATTY

NICE LEGS GUYS

I LUV YOU!!!!

JAY

DILLDO (MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND)

ALISHA MACKENROTH



This paragraph is dedicated to the one and only Alisha Mackenroth. She is a freshman in college, is 18 years old, and currently has a boyfriend. She has a soft ball scholarship at Millersville University. She is a very nice special girl.

This paragraph is dedicated to Erin Rust. She is a freshman at Penn State University Main Campus. We are not lucky enough to have her picture available, but she is a very nice girl too. She has a boyfriend that u all might recognize as the ex skater Jay Nakahara. They have been together for around 3 years.

This is a paragraph dedicated to Dillon Blair. Dillon Blair is my sisters boyfriend. His best friends are Tushi and Peepee. Also, he works at the cccccaaayyyytttteeepppeeeellllleeeerrrr ttttrrraaaayyyccccttttteeeeeerrrr fffaaaayyyyycccccttteeeerrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!! He is the employee of the month there, so congrats to u Dilldo!



ThE fUnNiEsT iNsIdE jOkEs

• Living in hell, oops i mean allentown
• Well my name is Scott, and I work at, the caytipillar traycter fayctery
• Where would u get the idea that my cousin is gay from?
• Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw uh Caw Pelican Brief
• Hi kids, do u like prime ribs?
• The retarded animal games
• Hannah and the pigeons
• Doo doo doo doo doo doo....HOWDY HO!!!!!!
• At least ur not that - as she points to the bum on the side of the road
• Do what u like now cuz tomorrow ur gonna get hit by a bus and die
• Jean Claude Van Damme=Da da da da
• Well at least my father doesn't finger people for a living
• No sorry, I only have 20's
• Jessie driving and the man running for his life
• Camp and Mr. Hanky
• M-cow and B-butt (Moomoomoomoomoomoomoomoo)
• the raccoon smell at City View
• Rububa getting stuck in the door
• Fugungus
• Sponge Bob Square Dick




KiCk AsS sItEs

This provides proof for all the Sesame Street conspiracy shit
Go here if u like to look at dead people
Go here to look up any mp3s that u want
Spank a fat guy
When was the last time u got ass?
I wanna lose my virginity to this band
Send ur friends cute little cards
Go play the South Park games
This is Heather's page
Me and Lauren's 2Gether page!!!!!
This is like the ultimate site on weed, its hilarious









ThAnX fOr ViSiTiNg My WeBsItE!!!! SiGn My GuEsTbOoK!!!!!

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