WhO tHe HeLl Is ThIs GiRl?
Hi!!!! This is my cute little webpage. I am Melissa, and here is my pic and my sister's:
Here is a picture of my pet, Sparky:
Isn't he cute?
Here are some of my stats:
Now Here is the interactive part: Copy this stat sheet onto an e-mail, fill it out in ur own words, and send it back to me(my e-mail's at the bottom of the screen.) After u send it to me, what the hell...send it to all ur friends!!!!
MR. HANKY
AJ IS THE BEST BSB
MY SISTER BARB/B-BUTT
THE HOTTEST BAND ON EARTH
MATTY
NICE LEGS GUYS
I LUV YOU!!!!
JAY
DILLDO (MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND)
ALISHA MACKENROTH
This paragraph is dedicated to the one and only Alisha Mackenroth. She is a freshman in college, is 18 years old, and currently has a boyfriend. She has a soft ball scholarship at Millersville University. She is a very nice special girl.
This paragraph is dedicated to Erin Rust. She is a freshman at Penn State University Main Campus. We are not lucky enough to have her picture available, but she is a very nice girl too. She has a boyfriend that u all might recognize as the ex skater Jay Nakahara. They have been together for around 3 years.
This is a paragraph dedicated to Dillon Blair. Dillon Blair is my sisters boyfriend. His best friends are Tushi and Peepee. Also, he works at the cccccaaayyyytttteeepppeeeellllleeeerrrr ttttrrraaaayyyccccttttteeeeeerrrr fffaaaayyyyycccccttteeeerrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!! He is the employee of the month there, so congrats to u Dilldo!
ThE fUnNiEsT iNsIdE jOkEs
KiCk AsS sItEs
This provides proof for all the Sesame Street conspiracy shit
Go here if u like to look at dead people
Go here to look up any mp3s that u want
Spank a fat guy
When was the last time u got ass?
I wanna lose my virginity to this band
Send ur friends cute little cards
Go play the South Park games
This is Heather's page
Me and Lauren's 2Gether page!!!!!
This is like the ultimate site on weed, its hilarious
ThAnX fOr ViSiTiNg My WeBsItE!!!! SiGn My GuEsTbOoK!!!!!