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RaNdOm SaYiNgZ

• i make condoms with sweat holes
• i make a solar power flashlight
• i made a wheel chair with foot peddles
• i make 1 hour instant coffee
• it took me 1 hour to pour orange juice cause it said concentrate
• HeLlZ OnLy ThE StArT Of YoUr EviL DeAtH PaIn MaY GoD HaVe MeRcEy

Yo MaMa JoKeZ

• YoMama is so old ... she squirts powdered milk out her tits
• YoMama is underwear is so funky the roaches check in but they don't check out
• YoMama is so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change
• YoMama is so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said 'Simese Twins!'
• YoMama is got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.
• YoMama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
• yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale it reads to be continued!
• Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
• Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
• Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
• Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
• Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
• Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
• Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
• Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
• Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
• Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
• Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said
• Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
• Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear
• Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!