Joker's Page Dedicated To His Sister Nicole

Top 10 Things My Sister and I Share (Besides parents)

This page is dedicated to my sister Nicole. You will find her lists, interesting tidbits about her, and reasons why she is the greatest sister on the planet.

Lists submitted by my sister:

10 things that I love that most of my good friends just can't seem to understand

1. Monty Python jokes

2. My love for U2

3. My love for flawed things

4. Daniel Day-Lewis

5. Why I only drink bottled water

6. My Coke and RC cola addiction

7. Quoting movies like A Bronx Tale

8. Michael Palin

9. Tim Burton movies

10. My always growing collection of Nightmare Before Christmas stuff

10 things that I do that I blame Joker for:

1. My strange sense of humor.

2. Appreciation for rap and hip hop

3. My Daniel Day-Lewis obsession

4. The love I have for U2

5. My longing for pastrami sandwiches from The Hat

6. Love for the movie A Bronx Tale

7. My liking for Mountain Dew Code Red

8. Why I ask waiters and waitresses what they think I should order for my meal

9. Why I write top ten lists

10. My struggle to not incorporate "Hella" into my vocabulary

5 Things Joker does to annoy me:

1. Brings up the infamous duck story

2. Repeating what I say in a whiny voice

3. Adam Sandler impressions

4. Makes fun of my liking for Adam Clayton (the emotionless bassist of U2)

5. The Ring impressions "You have seven days."

10 men that females in general find attractive that I don't quite get:

1. Vin Diesel

2. Pharrell

3. Josh Hartnett

4. Brendan Fraser

5. Derek Jeter

6. Nelly

7. Viggo Mortensen

8. Lance Bass

9. Ja Rule

10. Howie Dorough

10 People or characters I'd marry if I was asked right now (let's just say that every person in the world is single): (not in any particular order)

1. Brad Pitt

2. Edward Norton

3. Ewan McGregor

4. Daniel Day-Lewis (I am aware that he is much older than me, but hey, what can you do?)

5. Mathieu Kassovitz

6. Johnny Depp

7. Jack Skellington (I know he's not real, but admit it, he's pretty damn cool.)

8. Chris Martin

9. Ethan Hawke

10. Angelina Jolie

Top 10 favorite tv shows: (past and present) (not in any order)

1. Family Guy

2. I Love Lucy

3. The Osbournes

4. Real World

5. Law and Order

6. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies (It's all about the old Bugs and Daffy cartoons!)

7. Arthur

8. Batman (Adam West is cool.)

9. Twilight Zone

10. Jackass

top 10 favorite tv animals:

1. Snoopy

2. Brian from Family Guy

3. Odie from Garfield

4. Mighty Mouse

5. Scooby Doo

6. Bugs Bunny (pretty much all Looney Tunes characters)

7. Pluto

8. Eddie from Frasier

9. the AFLAC duck from the commercials

10. I'm going to say Mr. Ed (I refuse to say Lassie. Lassie is overrated.)

Top 10 things that remind me of my sister:

10. Ducks

9. French Fries

8. Forrest Gump

7. Monty Python

6. Pastrami Sandwiches

5. Daniel Day-Lewis

4. Dogs and cats

3. 12-packs of coke and water

2. U2

1. Oisha!

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Ten Reasons why I love Santa Cruz:

1. My friends that I have made here

2. Marini's (Good candy, great drinks. They're really nice and they even were nice when I told them I only wanted certain colored candy because my brothers were allergic to certain dyes. I love you Marini's!)

3. Saturn Café (GREAT food! Fabulous waiters and waitresses. Good music!)

4. Asian Rose (good cheap food.)

5. The Boardwalk (Come on, does it get any better than the Dipper?! I love that ride, and it's famous too! Plus, it's the location of many scenes from Lost Boys. Ah, Kiefer Sutherland.

6. The fact that our mascot is a banana slug (I can tell people that it's ok to be lazy here because our mascot is the slug. With a mascot like that, it's just asking for its students to be a little laid back.

7. The nature- the trees, the beach, the fields (I can take a walk through the forest in the morning, lay in the meadow during the day, and watch the sunset on the beach at night. Is there anything better than that?)

8. Midnight movies at the Del Mar (I just love midnight movies to begin with, but the people who go to them are really cool as well.)

9. There are random people who are nice to you and just make your day a little happier

10. There are more vegetarian and vegan options here. (I'm not vegan, but my friends are and I like how we actually have many options to choose from when we decide we want to eat.)

Top Ten Accents:

1. Scottish (You have to love the Scots. Come on! Travis, Ewan McGregor, Sean Connery, Braveheart! They're just fabulous!)

2. Irish (I love U2. They're wonderful Irish men. Plus, we can't forget all of the Irish movies. Especially the ones that Daniel Day-Lewis has been in. I know he's not Irish, but he plays really great ones.)

3. British (Ah, it's like music to my ears!)

4. Australian (I don't know why, but I really enjoy it.)

5. New Zealand (I've seen a couple New Zealand movies, and I think they're really great. I love Whale Rider, and that movie alone made me love New Zealand.)

6. Spanish (It's just a good accent.)

7. Italian (I love the food. I love the movies. I love the language. Therefore, I must love the accent.)

8. French (Well, it's a nice accent.)

9. Russian (I don't know why I like it, I was just running out of options.)

10. Dutch (I've heard a few people with this accent, and I quite enjoy it.)