Sam

Personal Data

Nickname (& aliases): Commie

Atheist/Agnostic/Theist?(& any subcategories): Apatheist

Approx date started visiting A/A Chat: Fall, 2001 I think

Location: San Diego, CA

Gender: Dude

Birth date: April 18, 1977

Height: Taller than Deesa, shorter than Didy

Marital status: Perpetual bachelorhood

Children: good question

Pets: Chino, a black Chow

Hobbies/interests: weightlifting, mountain biking, video games, jogging, occasional chemical binges

Occupation: Full-time student, antagonist

Political position: Fascist

Favorite cheese: brie, but only with French bread

     ... animals: Polar bears, they look all cute and cuddly, yet they’ll eat people

     ... books: burn em

     ... foods: pizza, chicken quesadillas, chicken Caesar salad, bananas, cows

     ... movies: Aliens, Robocop, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Apocalypse Now

     ... music: anything with sonic flamethrower guitars, disemboweling bass, gattling-gun drums, or Kenny G

     ... web sites: Google

What actress/actor would play you in the A/A Chat movie: Gary Coleman

Ambitions: What’s that?

Turn-ons: a pulse (preferably)

Turn-offs: clichés

Proudest accomplishment: TBA

What brightens my day: overcast

Never leave home without: Nice smelling breath, and something to keep it that way

Rules to live by: Stay healthy enough to have fun: have fun till it almost hurts.

If I were Queen/King of the world: Things would remain pretty much the same, except if anyone discussed religion or politics in any way, the law would require them to do so while hopping on one foot and cluck like a chicken every other word.                             

Dream job: undefeated, unified, heavyweight champion of the world in staring contests

Last word: zygote (Merriam-Webster’s Pocket Dictionary, get it?)