What My Mother Taught Me
~ for a good laugh ~
(Playing ~ "Somewhere
In My Memory")
Mother taught me to
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it
outside.
I just finished cleaning!"
Mother taught
me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the
carpet."
Mother taught me
about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to
knock you into
the middle of next week!"
Mother taught me
LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
Mother taught me LOGIC #2:
"If you fall out of that swing and break
your neck,
you're not going to the store with me."
Mother taught me
FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case
you're in an accident."
Mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something
to cry about."
Mother taught me about the
science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
Mother taught me about
CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of
your neck!"
Mother taught me about
STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is
finished."
Mother taught me about
WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your
room."
Mother taught me how to
solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming
toward you,
would you listen then?"
Mother taught me about
HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a
million times ...
Don't exaggerate!!!"
Mother taught me
about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
Mother taught me
about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate
children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
Most of all ..... Mother
taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world ..... and I
can take you out."
Mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until we get home."
Mother taught me about
RECEIVING:
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
Mother taught me MEDICAL
SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they are going to freeze that way."
Mother taught me to THINK
AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job."
Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know
when you're cold?"
Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."
Mother taught me how to
BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll
never grow up."
Mother taught me about
GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."
Mother taught me about my
ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
Mother taught me about the
WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will
understand."
Mother taught me about
JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids ....
and I hope they turn out
just like you!"
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