Stray Cats ~ The Unbending Rules
(Playing ~ "The Entertainer")

Stray cats will not be fed.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with
warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.

Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.
Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.

Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time.
Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.
Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y".

Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on,
or sharpen their claws on, the furniture.
Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on, the really good furniture.
Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on
new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.

Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.
Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact
plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter.
Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a
three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.

Stray cats will sleep outside.
Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
Stray cats will sleep in the house.
Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.

Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.
Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.

Stray cats will not play on the desk.
Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.

Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the

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On a personal note: The calico cat above looks just like the calico that we took in during the first week of August, 1971. We named her "Gingerbread," and she lived until Christmas morning, 1985. ......... And the grey cat in the hammock looks so much like "Sweetie Pie," another cat we took in that same Summer. Sweetie Pie lived until September, 1981.

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