Follow, Chapter 4
Hey - This is Follow Chapter 4 part Deux, I guess, because this is a revised edition...so re-read if you'd like, and then proceed to Chapter 5! Disclaimer/Thanks: I don't own Sailor Moon. Duh. If you thought that I did, or you thought that by writing this, I was claiming to own it, then you don't deserve to read it, so leave now. Assuming you aren't a total moron and weren't thinking that, by all means, proceed. Thank you, as always, to everyone who's been emailing me and encouraging me. And to VO1, also, for keeping me going on this. One day, we'll have to combine our powers :0P. And DON'T GRAB THAT CIGARETTE! Anyway, I'm done. Enjoy it. Ciao! * * * They stayed there like that for quite some time, holding each other loosely. It was an odd scene, what with the two dead bodies laying on either side of them, and Minako and Kunzite taking in each other's presence, each overcome by a feeling of gratitude and calm as they realized the fact that they had literally saved each other's lives. They were also pausing for a moment as the extent of their injuries set in. Minako's consisted of what felt like broken or bruised ribs, along with a screaming headache, while Kunzite's were slightly more pressing, considering there was a bullet happily embedded in his leg. It was located on the outside of his left thigh, and had fortunately been fired rather carelessly. For while Usagi's thugs were trying to completely impair movement by a swift shattering of the kneecap, they only managed to shoot him in a dense patch of muscle. This didn't completely destroy his ability to walk, while it did manage to slow him down a good bit. Strangely, Kunzite found that the feeling in his leg was somewhat deadened as he stared into Minako's red rimmed eyes; but nonetheless he forced himself to dislodge from her shoulders as he looked at his injured leg. Minako was noticing the same thing at that point, how the pounding of her head was gradually subsiding, until the screeching of sirens halted their reverie. "Oh god," Minako said, standing up quickly, "Are they coming?" She let out a groan as her ribs reminded her that quick movement wasn't smart. "They sound far off, actually…I think we're safe for now. But we need to go. If the cops don't find us, Usagi will," he replied, joining her on his feet. The blood from the bullet wound on his thigh was beginning to solidify on the outside of his jeans, and he looked a little shaky. "I think I know where they're going, actually," Minako said, holding her ribs. "Oh?" Kunzite asked, his voice a mixture of pain and curiosity, as he hobbled over to shut the front door of the massive house. Minako, seeing the difficulty he was having, moved to do it for him. "Thanks," he said, "Grab that duffel bag by the door, would you?" "No problem," she replied, "Want me to lock it?" "Yea, not that it'll stop the cops, but what the hell. Now where were the sirens going?" "Oh, yeah," she said softly, turning the lock and shutting the door. She hoisted the huge, heavy bag up on her shoulder. "I, um, had a run in with a couple of Usagi's Escalades on the way over. There are some bullet holes in my car now." "Did you make sure they stopped following you?" Kunzite asked as he hobbled over to Minako. He took the bag from her and lurched slowly over to his Porsche. "Well, yes…I mean, I think I shot the tire off of one, I didn't exactly see, but anyway, it crashed, and then I, um…I kind of shot the driver and passenger in the other one." A blush was creeping to Minako's cheeks and a bitter taste filled her mouth. The aforementioned guilt that had been masked by the rush of adrenaline was back…with a vengeance. For the first time since it happened, she noticed the two bodies in the snow. -I've killed…two in the first SUV, two in the second, and one in the yard…five? I killed five people in a matter of 20 minutes…oh my God.- Kunzite tossed the bag into his car. He paused and dug around the bag, producing a bottle of pills. He opened it and poured some into his hand. Without water, he swallowed them down. "What did you just take?" she asked, resuming her concentrated stare at the blood-soaked snow. "Something for the pain," he replied curtly, and she heard the sound of a zipper as the bag was closed again. "Minako, stop." "What?" she snapped, shocked out of her thoughts. "Stop what?" "Stop counting the bodies. It's not worth it." -How…- "How did you know?" she asked softly. "It was pretty obvious. You were standing there, staring at them. I used to do it, too." Minako scoffed and walked over to his car, leaning back on the hood. "But –" Minako was about to argue her case, when she thought better of it. -Why should he care? He's an assassin, for Christ's sake!- she reminded herself. She sneered bitterly. "I guess people like you get used to it. Forgive me," she said, and started to walk away, "I'm just not very accustomed to killing five people in one night. You'll have to excuse me." -How could he understand? He's trained to kill…God, I feel dirty. I wish I could just go home and go to sleep, and when I wake up – none of this will have happened. I want my life back,- she thought as she wandered further out into the yard, intending on walking to her car and driving…where? She didn't know. Away. Far away. Somewhere where she wasn't involved in this mess, somewhere where she could live and not worry about people killing her, or her having to kill people. It was silent behind her. -And it looks like Mr. Personality doesn't care. The man who was once my captor, once my savior, and consistently my adversary. And now, my ally. My only ally. He's the only one who thought to call me…if not for him, I would be dead twice. And he's an asshole.- She heard his car start and choked back the tears which threatened to come up again. -What do I care if he leaves? He'll go his way, you'll go yours,- she told herself, ignoring her tears along with the dull, throbbing pain in her ribs and jaw. -Who else can you trust?- a small voice said. -You don't know where any of the others are, and you don't even know if they're going to help you. He said it himself, if the cops don't find you, Usagi will. At this point, I'd rather be found by the cops.- "Shit," she muttered out loud when she approached her car, first taking notice of the driver's side mirror, which was hanging on by a bare thread. Her internal turmoil was beginning to show on the outside, as the first tears fell down her face. She took one look at her bullet-ridden car and couldn't stop her crying any longer. She leaned her head on her side of her beloved vehicle and raked her hands through her hair, which was now wet and dirty from falling in the dingy old snow. "Stop crying, Minako," she heard him say as he shut his car off beside her. -I didn't even hear his car come up,- she thought. -Damn him.- She made no effort to lift her head. "Come on," he said gently as he got out of his car. He limped over to her side and placed a hand on her back, "We can talk about this in the car, but we have to go. We don't have much time." "I'll take my car, thank you," Minako choked out as she lifted her head. She didn't look at him, she merely kept her head down and opened the door, putting an effective barrier between them as she climbed in. "Yeah, because it'll run so well with the speed holes shot in it. Plus, the cops are looking for you, and you can't tell me there are enough Lotuses on the road to make you blend in," he said to her. "I don't care," came her muffled reply as she dug around on the floorboard for her purse. Kunzite had finally had enough. "Come on, Princess," he said, coming around to the other side of her door. He snatched the keys out of the ignition and grabbed her free arm. "You're coming with me." At that point, Minako was hardly in a state to object. She only fought it for a moment before she allowed herself to be led back to his Porsche, pausing only for a moment to look back longingly at her own car. "It'll be fine," he said impatiently before helping her in the passenger's side. She had a strange feeling that it wouldn't. She leaned her head on the window weakly as Kunzite started the car again and drove off. Her body was combating the events of the past few minutes by trying to shut down, thus making her very, very tired. That, and the fact that she had been woken up from a deep sleep made it very hard for Minako to keep her eyes open. And then, she remembered, was that horrible punch in the head she had received. That may be the cause for her drowsiness, too. A yawn escaped her lips. "Do I have a concussion?" "I don't know," Kunzite replied. Minako, seeing that she didn't recognize any of the roads they were turning down, gave up on watching the scenery and shut her eyes. "I think I do…" she muttered. "Then don't fall asleep," he replied simply. "Mmkay," she said through a yawn. Her consciousness was slipping, and it felt wonderful. Minako wanted nothing more than to fall into the oblivion it was offering, concussion or not. "HEY!" he yelled, and grabbed her shoulder, shaking it. Minako's eyes popped open and she sat up with a gasp. "Jesus Christ, what was that for?!" she yelled. "You were falling asleep," Kunzite informed her, the tone of his voice back to normal, his hands back on the wheel. "Well, shit," she grumbled, fighting back another yawn, "You could have tried just talking to me to keep me awake, oh Exciting Conversationalist." "Keep yourself awake," he muttered as he turned the car into a cheap gas station. "Or go get some coffee while I figure out where the hell we're going." "Fine," she muttered, and fumbled for her purse. He handed her a fifty. "Here. Hurry," he said. "Don't you have anything smaller?" He merely looked at her. "Okay, I'll be right back." She got out of the car and headed up to the grimy store. "Are we going to find somewhere to stay?" she asked as she got back in the car a couple minutes later. She handed him his change, and tried to sip the coffee. It burned her mouth, causing her to yelp slightly. The thought had occurred to her to get some Ibuprofen while she was in the store, so she swallowed down six of the small pills she had bought without the aid of the scalding coffee. She coughed a bit, trying to force the pills down. Kunzite started the car and pulled back out onto the road. "I've got a bullet in my leg, and you've possibly got broken ribs and a concussion" he said dryly, "Where do you think we're going?" "The zoo?" she replied, blowing on the overheated cup in her hands. "Wrong, Alex," he bit back. "Alright then, I'll take the hospital for 500 then, Jackass. Seriously, where are we going?" "That's what I've been driving around trying to decide." "So you've just been driving around, not trying to get anywhere? While you're losing blood and I'm almost passing out?" "Trust me, I'll lose a lot more blood if we go to the wrong place. Usagi's on high alert right now, and she controls a lot of places around town. Even what she doesn't control will at least be watched tonight. We don't have a whole lot of options." Minako didn't even bother asking why Usagi was suddenly on the rampage. She knew she'd get no response. "So have you decided?" she asked. "Yea…" he said. His voice sounded slightly tinged with uncertainty, "He's a family friend." "A family friend," Minako repeated softly. She had heard too much about "families" in the past day to wonder if it was his that he spoke of. "A friend…of what family?" "The Chibas." -Oh, great. Looks like this night isn't over yet.- "The…Mamoru Chibas?" "Yeah. This is going to be tricky." "Why?" "Because we need to find a way to keep this doctor quiet. Rei managed to alert one boss tonight, we really don't need to alert the other one, or this could ruin everything." "What are you talking-" Minako began, but silenced herself. "Never mind." -I don't think I really want to know what's going on, anyway,- she thought with a sigh. "So…" Minako thought carefully about what questions she could ask that would receive a clear answer. She took another sip of coffee before continuing. "What's going to happen if this doctor talks?" "It's going to raise questions. Why I was shot, for one. Who you are. Why the entire thing has to be done fast, and why we can't stick around to chat and answer questions," Kunzite replied, before turning down a dark street. "Oh, I see. So how do we do it?" "I think I have a plan…but –" he paused, turning the thought around in his head before he continued. "You obviously don't have a concussion, but how are your ribs?" Minako was apprehensive to answer. "They're bruised, definitely." She paused to put a hand to her abdomen, pressing in the areas that it hurt. She drew in a sharp breath. "I think a couple may be broken, but I'm alright. I'm not dying. Just don't ask me to run a mile or anything." It was a blatant lie, but she decided that the less injuries that had to be taken care of, the less time it would take. Fortunately, he believed her. "Okay then, here's what we're going to do. The most critical injury at this point is my leg. If you can hold off on getting your ribs checked out, there's a way to get this taken care of. Do you still have that gun Usagi gave you?" At this point, Kunzite had turned into the parking lot of a small strip of businesses. The only sign lit read, 'Animal Clinic', in huge red letters. -Oh you've got to be kidding me,- she thought as she felt in her jacket pocket for her gun. "Yeah, I've got it." "Good. Here's the story. You shot me-" "What?!" "Listen. The gun was a Christmas gift. I promised you I'd show you how to shoot it the next day, because you'd never shot a gun before. I forgot it was loaded. You were messing with it, though, and accidentally shot me in the leg. We came here because we're going to visit your family tomorrow morning and didn't want to be in the E.R. all night. Got it?" "Right," Minako said skeptically. "This doctor's actually going to believe us, right? Because, you know, they hand out diplomas to any brain-dead sap…" "We're going to make him believe us. Can you do this?" Kunzite asked, staring at her. His face was deadly serious, and squelched the sarcasm out of Minako. "Yeah, I'm cool," she said softly, "If I shot you in the leg, then I'd have to be pretty fucking ditsy. Are we a couple, or just two friends?" "We should be together. This doctor is used to seeing me with, well, never mind," he informed. "Just act casually, and make sure it seems like you don't have a clue of what's going on. Be unassuming and stupid. Act blonde." "OK, I'll act a hair color. You'd better be nice to me," she threatened, "I can fuck this whole thing up if you make me mad. Now let's go." To Minako's relief, they didn't go to the animal clinic. That may have been the only place with the lights on, but it wasn't the only place open. After a few knocks at the door marked 'Dr. Nakamura, Surgical Outpatient', the tinted glass door opened and a middle aged man with graying hair poked his head out. "What?" he said grumpily before he caught a good sight of the tall man standing at his door. "Kei!!" he proclaimed excitedly, his face lighting up. He swung the door open wider and ushered the two of them in. "Oh, Kei, it's so great to see you!" he exclaimed, bustling around his small office. "You, too, Izumo!" Kunzite replied, a smile twisted on his lips. Minako wondered if he was acting or not. "So what brings you here?" the small doctor asked as he fumbled around behind his desk. "There's a bullet in my leg," Kunzite said, hobbling over to stand in front of the desk. Dr. Nakamura immediately stopped his search to throw Kunzite a concerned and suspicious glance. He looked at his leg briefly, seeing the blood that covered his jeans, and met his eyes again. "Not during a…" he stopped himself and glanced at Minako. She put on her look of troubled concern, glancing up at her "boyfriend" and taking his arm in hers. Kunzite didn't flinch. -At least he can act, too,- Minako thought. -Well, you already knew that, though.- "Who's your hooker?" Dr. Nakamura asked. The comment snapped Minako back into reality. "PARDON?" "No, no," Kunzite assured the doctor. "We," he said, wrapping an arm around Minako and laughing, "Had a little accident." Minako allowed tears to well up in her eyes as she looked up at Kunzite. "I'm so sorry!" she gasped before burying her head into his shoulder, gripping him around the waist. -I hope I'm making him squirm,- she thought mischievously, -If I'm not, then I plan on it. This is the least I can do for him dragging me into this mess.- The stakes were suddenly upped. "It's okay, sweetie!" Kunzite assured her, not batting an eye at her display of affection. He turned his attention back to the doctor. "I told her it was okay. See, I got her a gun for Christmas, and she figured out how to get the safety off-" "I didn't even know what a safety was! I swear!" Minako blurted out desperately to the doctor, allowing a crystalline tear to slide down her face. Kunzite paused to give his "girlfriend" a reassuring kiss on the forehead, and wiped the tear gently from her eye. She silently dared him with her eyes as he went on with the story. Dr. Nakamura smiled at her as Kunzite continued on. "Anyway, long story short, she managed to shoot me in the leg. I'm glad it's the left leg, or else I couldn't have driven here. I took enough pills to be able to operate the clutch, but I don't think I could have handled the gas and brake with it." She looked up to him with pleading eyes. "Could the girl not have driven?" Dr. Nakamura asked suspiciously, his eyes darting between Kunzite and Minako. -Oh shit,- Minako thought, her heart rate increasing slightly, -He's not buying it.- "Not this one! She's scared to drive anything that'll go over a hundred miles an hour. But that's okay," he said, turning Minako so that their faces were inches apart, "Because I don't want you getting hurt!" -Eat this,- she thought, and stood on her toes to kiss him square on the lips. She pulled away and giggled. He never missed a beat. He just hugged her to him before looking back at the skeptical doctor. "Anyway," he continued, "We were planning on leaving tomorrow to go see her people upstate, and we didn't want to be stuck in the E.R. for the rest of the night. My leg's really not that bad, so I figured you could just fix me up. Can you?" Minako wrapped her arms around Kunzite while the doctor eyed them suspiciously. -God, he's built,- she thought. -Wait, where the hell did THAT come from?- "I'll do it," the doctor said after a moment, giving the couple a pinched smile. "Come with me to the back, Kei," he said as Kunzite detached himself from Minako. The doctor paused a moment in the doorway to the back of the office. He gave Minako a wink. "I'll have him as good as new for you in no time." "Thank you, doctor," she said with a fake smile and a sigh. -I can't believe he thought I was a hooker! It must be the titty sweater I'm wearing…I knew I should have grabbed something else to put on.- After the doctor left with Kunzite, Minako sat down on one of the many plush chairs that lined the walls, dropping her ditz act. A small groan escaped her lips as she recalled her lie about her ribs. In reality, they hurt like hell. She hadn't spoken up because it seemed a bit weak when Kunzite was getting around fine with a bullet in his leg. Then again, Kunzite had popped those pills back at the house, and Minako had the suspicion that they weren't just some everyday Advil. -He must have been fortunate enough to have not been hit on any major nerves, though, or else he'd barely be moving his leg at all,- she thought as she leaned back in the seat, trying to find a position that would stop the screaming pain in her abdomen. She lifted up her multiple layers of sweaters, shirts, and undershirts to expose her flesh, and for the first time, she looked at the injuries the Irish brute had inflicted on her. A huge bruise had splayed itself across the far left side of her torso, as had another smaller one closer to the center of her chest. She could tell where the majority of the boot had impacted; it was indicated by the areas where the bruise had turned an odd greenish gray color. The rest of the injured space was colored in deep purples and reds. -There has got to be something broken in there,- she thought as she pulled her shirt back down. She yawned suddenly. -Fuck concussions,- Minako thought as she closed her eyes, -I'm going to sleep.- * * * She was awakened by something warm, wet, and very inviting on her lips. -A kiss,- she thought dreamily, not quite registering what was going on. -Wait. A kiss. I'm in a doctor's office. It's the middle of the night. I'm kissing…Kunzite.- Her first impulse was to smack him in the face, but then she remembered their little predicament. She had to act, lest she screw anything up. He was testing her; he wanted to see how far she would go to preserve their lie. It was a dare, silent and threatening. -Fine, Kunzite, you want to up the stakes, that's cool with me,- she said to herself. -You want a bimbo? You got it.- With that thought in mind, she wound her hands around the back of Kunzite's neck, racing her fingers through his silken hair, keeping her eyes closed as she deepened the kiss, coming very close to liking the feeling the hardened muscle in his neck and his soft lips as they danced with hers. Moving towards his ear, she whispered softly, "You are going to pay for this." "You started it," he replied equally softly. "Did not…I'm going to kick your ass," she said, and slipped back into her character. "Kunzie!!!" she squealed as she pushed him away, allowing a blush to creep on her cheeks. She hit him in the chest playfully and looked sheepishly for the doctor, who was leaning on the desk. "He always does that," she said to him with a pout. Kunzite laughed and pulled her up to him, jarring her ribs. She masked her yelp of pain with an annoyed squeal, and gave him a "playful" punch, hard in the abdomen. She felt him flinch slightly. "I fixed him for ya, sweetie," Dr. Nakamura said, smiling at the adorable antics of the couple before him, his eyes glued to Minako's chest. -Yep. It's definitely the sweater.- "Thank you doctor," Minako said. "I'll be more careful next time, I promise." "I hope so!" Kunzite interjected with a laugh. "Izumo, I would love to catch up, but we've got to be going. The drive upstate is going to be long." "I understand, Kei. Try to get by and see me sometime, though," the portly doctor replied, ushering the pair to the door. Kunzite's limp was gone, Minako noticed. As Nakamura opened the door for the couple, the cold air of the early morning slapped them in the face. "I'll be in touch. Thanks again, Izumo," Kunzite said as he led Minako out the door. "No problem. Merry Christmas to both of you! It was nice meeting you, Blanche," the doctor replied as Kunzite followed Minako out, taking her hand. -Blanche?- "Merry Christmas to you, too!" Kunzite called before Minako could say anything. The doctor shut the door and the couple walked back to the car. Minako dropped his hand immediately. "That's enough of that," she said. "You started it," he replied simply, unlocking his door. "I did not!" Minako replied angrily, but Kunzite had already ducked into his car. "Unlock my door!" she ordered, pulling on the handle. A soft click was her reply, and she huffed as she plopped down in the seat. He wasn't getting away without being ragged out by her first. "What the hell was that?" she demanded. "What was what?" he replied nonchalantly. "That kiss, asshole. Slightly excessive, don't you think?" "If I'm not mistaken, you actually kissed me first. Am I not right?" he asked, maintaining his air of arrogant indifference. "Actually, no. You started it. And besides, that was a peck, 'Kunzie'. Normal couples do that. It's really different than waking me up with your fucking tongue rammed down your throat," she spat. "Oh, it's not like you didn't enjoy it, Blanche," he replied, blowing her off as he put the keys in the ignition. Minako snatched them out, just as fast. "We are not through!" she yelled. "Tell me you didn't enjoy it." "I didn't enjoy it." "You're lying." -Was that amusement in his voice? I am going to draw blood.- "Do you want another bullet in your leg?" Minako asked threateningly, meeting his blue steel gaze sharply. His stare caught her off guard. It was unnerving. The ocean colored pools that were his eyes looked at her with something more than mild amusement. A sexy smirk was dancing on his lips. -Sexy? No! I do NOT think that this man is sexy!- -Yeah, you do,- another voice invaded her thoughts. -Shut up.- No words would come out of her mouth as he watched her, and she found her eyes unable to pull away. -Is he leaning in toward me?- she thought, fixated on his face. -No, idiot, you're leaning in toward him,- she contradicted herself. "Tell me," he said, his voice low, "That you didn't enjoy it." Minako had barely found her voice. "I…" she began unsurely, wondering how on Earth they had just gotten to the point they were at. They were a bare breath apart, so close that they could feel the heat in what was spoken, and Minako was powerless to do a thing about it. The depths in his eyes were enough to make her lose all thoughts, and she was sure that her legs were too weak to support her. -Glad I'm sitting,- she thought as she continued to try to find the words to say. "I enjoyed it," she finally breathed, and was surprised by a pair of warm lips that came as her response. Apprehensive for a short moment, she quickly gave into the kiss. The feeling left her fingers and toes as she returned the kiss, and was pleasantly surprised when his hand came up to cup her cheek. It deepened as he gently separated her lips, allowing him access inside her mouth. Minako's hands got a mind of their own and began snaking up his chest, finding each other as they wrapped around the back of his neck, pulling him in closer to her. His hair felt like satin, so smooth it was almost slippery under her fingers. Their embrace was nothing like it was in the doctor's office, not at all competitive, harsh, or fake. Now, it was raw and sexy, as their bodies gravitated more towards each other. Then finally, as slowly as it had began, it trailed off. She released her hands from his neck, and his hands followed suit, sliding off her face and down her shoulders before leaving her body completely. Their lips separated and they pulled back, each breathless and equally astounded. It was silent as they looked at each other. Minako's eyes were wide with surprise. -Whoa,- she thought. Kunzite cleared his throat, breaking the silence. His eyes reflected more shock than she had ever seen in them, and for once, he looked dumbfounded. Neither could speak. After a few more moments of residual silence, Minako found her voice. "Yeah," she said softly, "I enjoyed it." He let out a soft laugh and plucked the keys out of her lap. "Can we leave now?" he said, his voice hoarse as it recovered from its previous state of shock. "Yeah," she said dreamily, sitting back in the seat and pulling her seatbelt across her lap. "Where to?" "Zane's casino – The Crystal Palace," he replied, starting the car again. "Why are we going to a casino?" The car lurched slightly on its way out of the dimly lit parking lot, further proof that Minako's nerves weren't the only ones jarred by their kiss. "We need a place to stay for the night, and Zane will be able to hook us up. Besides, I need some things explained to me." Minako scoffed. "Yeah, YOU need some things explained." "You know as much as you need to. It's better that you stay uninformed," he bit out dryly, the air stiffening. The hairs on Minako's back pricked at his sudden coldness. -That was the wrong thing to say, sweetie,- she thought, and the dazed, romantic mood she had been in melted away quickly. "Uninformed, is that it? You think it's better that this entire thing, whatever it is, goes on around me without my having any knowledge of the whole thing?" No response came. "Listen, I've spent my last few hours as someone's fucking handbag, and I've come to a few conclusions: first, that I'm not sure I really care about what's going on, second, that my knowing this information would, in fact, make me less of a burden to you all, and third, the more uninformed you keep me, the more chance I have of flat out walking on this whole thing. If I have no personal connection in this, what's it to me to just turn the whole lot of you in? You don't know how appealing going to the cops is sounding, the more time I spend in this mess," she informed him. Her voice was cool and comfortable, and her temper was in check. Kunzite seemed to be considering her proposal and threat. Or maybe, Minako thought, he was just paying attention to his driving as they delved down into the red light district. "How much do you know?" he finally asked. At that point, Minako had almost forgotten she had said anything. Minako scoffed. "First of all, let's recap on what's happened here," she began. "Not even eight hours ago, I learned that the woman I've been working for is a mafia overlord. She decided for some reason that she wanted me to do her dirty work, so I was held at gunpoint and sent on a mission to kill you. Your death, supposedly to be carried out by me, was going to be a retaliation against another rival mafia overlord, who I know jack shit about. "Of course, upon arriving at your house, or the house you're staying at, or whatever it is, with my new 'partner', who, by the way, is a two timing asshole, I find that instead of killing you, we're going to sit down and eat a happy Christmas dinner like the fuckin' Brady Bunch. Only, the Brady's didn't invite me, because apparently no one knew that I was even going to be in the picture. So, while you, Jadeite, and Marsha, Peter, and Greg were eating away and arguing over what to do with me, I was trying to save you all the trouble and eliminate myself from the situation. Needless to say, I was slightly fed up. But you, in all your gentlemanly glory, kindly insisted on escorting me home, where I promptly got drunk and fell asleep. You called me a few hours later, and I think you know the rest." She paused to take a breath, and continued before Kunzite could butt in. "So how much do I know? I know that my seemingly mild mannered boss is pulling a Clark Kent on me by surprising me with the fact that she's the head of the fucking Keishi mafia, and I have managed to unwittingly turn against her mere hours after finding this information. I know that you are an assassin. I know that a man named Yuuchiro is dead. I know that Jadeite is an asshole, and somehow is trying to screw around behind Usagi's back. I know that I've managed to kill five people, but none of them were you, and you are the only person I was supposed to be killing in the first place. I know I've managed to put bullet holes in my car, break some ribs, and narrowly avoid being raped and killed by a man twice my size. But, more than anything, I know that this all started when you kidnapped me on Christmas Eve, and I know that I've not had a flying fuck of a clue about what is going on ever since." Minako's tirade came out in one long, angry stretch, and when she was done, she felt oddly relieved. Kunzite, after a moment of tense silence, laughed. "I don't find any of it funny," she said dryly, looking over at her driver. "You've had one hell of a Christmas, haven't you?" he asked, still chuckling softly. "Yeah, you're telling me," she huffed, crossing her arms across her chest. As she expected, she was returned with Kunzite's trademark silence, but the smirk remained on his face. She stared out the side window, watching the neon lights drift by at about 20 miles an hour in the surprisingly crowded early morning traffic. Hookers stared longingly, drunks pointed, and still others paid them no mind as Kunzite and Minako made their way toward the source of a large part of the noise, light, and people. The words "Crystal Palace" flashed in sparkling lights along the scrolling marquee at the entrance of the sprawling building. It took up half of a city block, and towered about ten stories above the crowds. Minako had heard of this place a few times, mainly on television commercials. Kunzite pulled the Porsche up under the covered entrance and waited for the valet. He turned to Minako. "Listen. If you can handle sitting through maybe one more hour of not knowing what's going on, I promise you I'll explain everything when we get somewhere to stay. Is that okay?" he asked, his voice sounding surprisingly reassuring. Minako faced him and sighed. "Alright," she agreed. -If nothing else, I'll at least get a place to sleep,- she admitted in her head. "Good," Kunzite replied, and kissed her on the cheek. Before she could say anything, he got out of the car and greeted the valet. To her own dismay, she smiled. Forcing her lips back down into a straight line, she stepped out of the car in time to see the valet, a young boy with shaggy brown hair, take the key nervously from Kunzite's extended fingers. Kunzite reached behind the driver's seat and grabbed the duffel bag. He swung it over his shoulder and patted the boy on the back. "Don't scratch it up, alright?" he said to the valet, who was already climbing eagerly into the driver's seat. "Yes, sir, right," he agreed, and shut the door. "Did you get your purse?" Kunzite asked Minako over the top of the car. Before she could answer, though, the car lurched out from between them and sped off a bit faster than necessary. Minako couldn't help but smile. "Fortunately, yes," she laughed, and indicated to the bag on her shoulder. "And didn't we pass the parking garage going the other way?" "Yeah, I think so," he replied, and ran his free hand through his hair. "Well, you can't blame the kid. Just as long as he doesn't screw it up." "Who knows, maybe he'll fill the tank, too," he said, his face caught in a surprisingly honest smile. "But he'd better put Premium in it." "Anyway, let's go," Kunzite said. He placed a hand around her waist and led her in the direction of the building. "This will all start making sense soon enough." -And yet, somehow,- Minako thought as they walked through the glass doors at the entrance of the casino, -I just don't think that's true.-