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How many people does the military need to change a lightbulb?
Only one enlisted man to change it, but who knows how many tax payers to pay for it. How many Texans does it take to change a lightbulb? A thousand, but it's a b-i-g lightbulb. How long did it take a comrade to change a lightbulb in the USSR? Two hours to stand in line to buy it, thirty seconds to find out it didn't work, two hours to stand in line to buy another lightbulb ..... How many middle income Californians does it take to change a light bulb? Not relevant, the homeless do not have light fixtures. How many Northern Californian's does it take to change a lightbulb. Three, one to change it, two to argue over whether to use a mini-floresent or an LED. Why do they have all those lights in Vegas? To attract Californian gamblers who what to share in the experience of changing them. How many people from Missouri does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but you have to show them. (Missouri is the show me state) How many Conneticut residents does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to change it, two to insure it. How many Alaskans does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty one, one to change it, twenty to fling the blanket. It also takes a lot of time and light bulbs. How many Californians did it take to write these lame lightbulb jokes? Only one, and you needn't worry I won't quit my day job. History of the Light Bulb JokeMy original state mottos, mostly for California Home Page Last Updated August 13, 2012 |
