I've decided that people who don't use turn signals should be shot. Okay, maybe that's a little extreme. We could revoke their licenses and ban them from driving, but you know they'll do it anyway. Instead, we can put little sensors on them that can determine whenever they're driving a car and it can emit an electric shock every time they try to drive. Now, the device will have to be hidden somewhere within their body, because if it's external, they'll find a way to get it off. Those non-turn signal using people are sneaky. And it will have to be hidden somewhere that they can't easily get to, like inside the spleen. The spleen doesn't really do much, so hiding something in there shouldn't be a problem. The only way they will ever be allowed to drive again is if they pass rigorous turn signal testing which includes the following:

• Learning to signal when turning EVERY time they turn, even when they're in turn only lanes, because then they get in the habit of not using their turning signals in turning lanes and SOMETIMES those turning lanes are both go straight OR turn lanes. And in one of those both go straight or turn lanes they don't use their signal and the rest of traffic gets confused and people end up honking and getting road rage and someone eventually dies, and it's never the person without the turn signal.

• Learning to signal when changing lanes. This will include specific instructions for changing lanes. For example, this means that even if the person has their left turn signal on it does NOT mean they can swerve from lane to lane at the speed of light going left AND right without ever changing the direction of the signal.

•  People who drive trucks, in particular, will have to pass severe testing that will make them aware of what it's like to be in a tiny compact car when an eighteen wheeler changes lanes in front of you at high speeds without looking or signaling. This will be done by stuffing as many of the drivers as possible into a 1980-something Geo Metro and having them follow an eighteen wheeler with two trailers that never signals and speeds and slows down at chaotic intervals.

Only through this will good triumph over evil.