Now don't you blame that piece of candy,
It just happened to be handy,
Content and happy on the shelf;
But you just "had" to "pet" yourself.
And it's you who is to blame
For every pound you lose or gain.
So perk up now and do your best
To persevere and pass the test.
Then when your testing days are through
You'll see you've "won" the "real" you.